When having sex costs you too much money . emotion or risk(venereal desease.they are married or if the person is you’re interested in lives far away for example).

Anyone could tell by the purse she carried that she was too sexpensive!

Sexpensive by Bevrlykillz January 29, 2026

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expensive paperweight

An object that may have had an original purpose (usually electronic devices) or a concept model of something else, but in any case unable to serve its intended purpose except as a display item or a paperweight
Since many of these paperweights, especially those of the old electronics category, required a larger investment at its initial purchase, these paperweights become expensive, hence, the "expensive paperweight"

I found an old ipod in my uncle's basement, but it doesn't even work anymore so now it's just an expensive paperweight!

Is that a BlackBerry?
It WAS a BlackBerry, now it's just an expensive paperweight!

Whoa is that seriously a holographic infrared keyboard?
Nope, this is just the concept model for a holographic infrared keyboard that got rejected during the pitch... So now it's just an expensive paperweight!

expensive paperweight by UM North Quad December 28, 2015

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expensive nap

A movie or play that is so boring you sleep through it. It usually costs a decent sum of money.

Man 1: "Hey Tom, how was Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 last night?"

Man 2: "Real forgettable bro, it was a total expensive nap."

expensive nap by Ganzi November 14, 2013

Word of the Day on April 9, 2023

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expensive girl

The most beautiful valentines gift ever to humanity from our Nubian King Namquan

take it off now girl -expensive girl

expensive girl by TheMostExpensiveGirl March 1, 2018

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