sexpensive

when a prostitute costs more than you can afford.

"no thanks your too sexpensive"

by NinjaCheese123 May 31, 2009

sexpensive

Takes money or materialistic things to engage in sexual activities.

I better get a job if I expect any love from her, she's sexpensive.

by metric_system July 28, 2006

sexpensive

expensive sex;

Elliot Spitzer sure has sexpensive taste.

by pfffter October 21, 2008

Sexpensive

When having sex costs you too much money . emotion or risk(venereal desease.they are married or if the person is you’re interested in lives far away for example).

Anyone could tell by the purse she carried that she was too sexpensive!

by Bevrlykillz January 29, 2026

Sexpensive

When having sex costs you too much money . emotion or risk(venereal desease.they are married or if the person is you’re interested in lives far away for example).

Anyone could tell by the purse she carried that she was too sexpensive!

by Bevrlykillz January 29, 2026

expensive paperweight

An object that may have had an original purpose (usually electronic devices) or a concept model of something else, but in any case unable to serve its intended purpose except as a display item or a paperweight
Since many of these paperweights, especially those of the old electronics category, required a larger investment at its initial purchase, these paperweights become expensive, hence, the "expensive paperweight"

I found an old ipod in my uncle's basement, but it doesn't even work anymore so now it's just an expensive paperweight!

Is that a BlackBerry?
It WAS a BlackBerry, now it's just an expensive paperweight!

Whoa is that seriously a holographic infrared keyboard?
Nope, this is just the concept model for a holographic infrared keyboard that got rejected during the pitch... So now it's just an expensive paperweight!

by UM North Quad December 28, 2015

expensive nap

A movie or play that is so boring you sleep through it. It usually costs a decent sum of money.

Man 1: "Hey Tom, how was Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 last night?"

Man 2: "Real forgettable bro, it was a total expensive nap."

by Ganzi November 14, 2013