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Pretzels bent into karma sutra positions and baked until golden brown.
Yesterday we each bought a sexel at the new pretzel shop.
sexels by Anonymous May 13, 2005
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sexless innkeeper 

The sexless innkeeper is when you take what you think is a potential hookup home with you, and they fall asleep on your couch without hooking up. She or he only went home with you because you lived close by and they needed a place to crash for the night, therefore using your place only as an inn, making you its innkeeper. Defined by Barney on How I Met Your Mother.
"She slept there but you didn't sleep with her? You totally got used as the sexless innkeeper!"
sexless innkeeper by Lefou October 13, 2009
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sexersize 

useing sex as a form of exersize
sexersize by xilo_olix May 28, 2003
A Necessary Fuck. One that is required either arising out of circumstances beyond the control of the participants or due to an extreme sexual attraction that can only be settled with a good toss in the sack.

Etymology>>> Sex ( the act of penetration) + essary (required or obligatd)
This girl is so hot, its about to get sexessary.

sexless marriage 

1. A marriage that has no sex or infrequent sex between partners.
Brutus was nailing his secretary on the side since he has a sexless marriage at home.
sexless marriage by horde52 March 6, 2010

the sexless innkeeper

When you meet a girl with whom you're about to get some but she ends up falling asleep in your apartment, turning you into the sexless innkeeper.
"Dude, I was totally about to get some, but she fell asleep in my apartment and I didn't want to wake her up"

"Dude, you were totally the sexless innkeeper that night!"

sexellent 

adj.-describing ones sexyness and excellence at the same time.
1. The blow job I got from your sister was sexellent.
sexellent by chuNk July 18, 2003
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