sexless 

one who is uninterested in sex or in sexual relationships.

one who appears to be neither male or female, or who is neither masculine nor feminine.

andy warhol has been descibed as sexless or asexual.

sexless by dagger_grrl May 8, 2004

sexless 

someone who can't get laid if they tried. They just cant get pussy no matter how hard they try to get it. They will use any means necessary to obtain it yet fail constantly. They just dont have the skilz to get any ass.

Sonny has been sexless for 10 years. Loser goes on the internet and tries to get pussy 1000 miles away and she even dumps him! HA HA HA

sexless by Your uncle September 18, 2007

Sexless 

1.)SEXLESS:- is the name of the band I play in.

We are a three-piece Dirty-Punk-Rock band.

We are from Surrey, England.

To date we have played two gigs.

We will hopefully have allot more gigs in the near future.

We have a shit website, www.s-lesspunk.tk

2.)SEXLESS:- Someone who has no sex.

SEXLESS:-

Guy1: Hey dude, did you see Sexless play the other night?
Guy2: Yeah.
Guy1: What are they like?
Guy2: They suck.
Guy1: Huh?
Guy2: They suck and they are dickless.
Guy1: Um . . . ok . . . SWEET!

Sexless by Stephen Foy July 17, 2004

sexless innkeeper 

The sexless innkeeper is when you take what you think is a potential hookup home with you, and they fall asleep on your couch without hooking up. She or he only went home with you because you lived close by and they needed a place to crash for the night, therefore using your place only as an inn, making you its innkeeper. Defined by Barney on How I Met Your Mother.

"She slept there but you didn't sleep with her? You totally got used as the sexless innkeeper!"

sexless innkeeper by Lefou October 13, 2009

sexless marriage 

1. A marriage that has no sex or infrequent sex between partners.

Brutus was nailing his secretary on the side since he has a sexless marriage at home.

sexless marriage by horde52 March 6, 2010

sexless streaming 

The platonic version of "Netflix and Chill."

My besties are coming over to binge-watch Parks and Recreation for some good ol' fashioned sexless streaming.

sexless streaming by Jay-Rizzle December 29, 2015

Sexless September 

Sexless September aka SS is a replacement for No Nut November (NNN). This month applies to both sexes versus NNN which only applies to men. During this month those who participate must not engage in sexual intercourse, whether it is with a sexual partner, or by themselves.

Jeff: Bro, are you doing Sexless September?

Bob: Hell yeah! Me and my girlfriend are making bets!

Sexless September by DeadpanOtaku October 10, 2020