When you meet a girl with whom you're about to get some but she ends up falling asleep in your apartment, turning you into the sexless innkeeper.
"Dude, I was totally about to get some, but she fell asleep in my apartment and I didn't want to wake her up"
"Dude, you were totally the sexless innkeeper that night!"
"Dude, you were totally the sexless innkeeper that night!"
by thedefiningmastercraftsman98 August 05, 2015