Skip to main content

exersize 

Stretches and workouts dat you perform to improve da physical dimensions of one or more body-parts.
One often does exersizes to enlarge muscles and reduce belly-fat. Another not-so-well-known regimen that's something like this was detailed in a humorous narrative a few years ago: a dude riding on a public bus notices a fellow passenger vigorously massaging her quite-ample chest while chanting something quietly to herself. Upon curiously questioning her, da guy is surprised to hear da lady say dat six months earlier, her therapist had recommended a fairly-simple cure for her then-unusually-flat chest --- "I just massage the area for a few minutes several times a day while uttering the phrase, 'Scooby-dooby-doobies, I want bigger boobies!' And as you can see, it's worked wonderfully!" Da guy ponders a moment and then asks, "Is your therapist Jim Jones, by any chance?" Upon hearing dat it is and being asked how he guessed, da dude replies a bit sheepishly, "Hickory-dickory-dock..."
exersize by QuacksO February 11, 2020
exersize mug front
Get the exersize mug.
See more merch

Exergized 

The combined sensation that results from being both exhausted and energized at the same time. This feeling typically arises after taking a killer Bikram Yoga class.

This feeling can come from other activities. Because of the combination of a cardio vascular work out, intense detoxification, stretching and strengthening every muscle in the body, it is most prevalent in the Bikram Yoga series.

Commonly compared to the feeling of complete and utter bliss.
Yogi#1- Hey! How was your Bikram Yoga class last night?
Yogi #2- ohhh, woooowwww. It was sooo good. I left feeling totally exergized.
Yogi#1- *Ahh of jealousy* I knew I should have come in... :(
Exergized by Yogis just sweat March 5, 2011
Related Words

Excersize 

The act of getting your lazy rear-end of the couch to stop playing video games and start doing one of these activities: running, jogging, crunches, jumping jacks, having sex, pull ups, push ups, having sex; etc...
Harold got off the couch and went to the bedroom to do some excersize with his lady friend.
Excersize by Ms. Einstein September 26, 2010

Exergize 

So you want to loose some chub and start exercising, or better yet.step up your game in an already existing (exercise) routine.
That energised feeling of endorphins after a good work out.
She was so energised from her EXERGIZE. She could take on the world!!!
She was so full of sexual tension it was definitely time to EXERGIZE.
He was so sick of his mobs from binging on box sets and beer , it was time for some EXERGIZE
Exergize by Tonuoytihsi August 22, 2019

Exersisem 

A deaad body that is still alive hi Jen if ur reading this it's Ryan
Exersisem- She died from Exersisem
Exersisem by Roblox_Savage25 November 24, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026