sex turban 

It's a magical sexual hat
It's a fictional hat in the song "Sex Turban" created by Smosh (YouTubers Ian and Anthony) The hat is said to magically make you desirably when wearing it and it shows Ian and Anthony wearing the turbans surrounded by lusty women. It's purely comedic. Apparently you can't take it off or you'll die and it raises people from the dead. The funny part was that Anthony had to go to his great aunts funeral the next day. And you can imagine what his great aunt tried to do once she was undead.

If you want to get a lady in your bed put a sex turban on your head

sex turban by Nelsemik000 September 19, 2016

Sexturbating 

Masturbating while sexting, which is talking about sex while texting and masturbating to it.

Sexturbating shows how stupid this next generation going to be

Johnny: Oh my God sexting *jack off* for seral

Sexturbating by browngirlsdonttakebs April 20, 2009

Sexturbates 

When you are forced to masturbate after sending a sexually explicit text to someone that is ignored.

Kristin- 'What up sexy Steven...I so wish you were here right now to *blank* my *blankety* *blank*...I want you so effin' bad right now'
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After checking her phone for the umpteenth time and pattin' herself on the back for being so hot and sexy, Kristin gives in and sexturbates.

Sexturbates by kffluffy August 5, 2010

Sexturbating 

Instead of thinking about sex while masturbating thinking about masturbating while having sex.

Joe- "dude while while having sex with my girl all i could think about was how I'd rather be masturbating.

Craig- "Dude so you and your girlfriend are into sexturbating?

Sexturbating by THEADVICEDAWG January 25, 2011

Sexturbating 

Sexturbating - The act of sexting yourself with your own phone number saved under a different name and proceeding to masterbate to your sexts.

Sending yourself explicit text messages while your number is saved under a different name in your phone book in order to pretend it is someone else and proceeding to masturbate to those sext messages. Sexturbating

Sexturbating by Timmy0209 March 7, 2014

Sexturbation

When you sext someone, and they don't respond, so you feel like you're talking to yourself, hence sexting yourself.

Why aren't you responding to my texts? This is more like sexturbation than sexting now.

Sexturbation by MsLizzie July 24, 2011

sexturbating 

sexturbaiting - (sex-tur-BAY-ting) n. engaging in sexual acts with one's clone

sexturbation - (sex-tur-BAY-shun) n. the act of sexual intercourse with one's clone

sexturbate - (sex-tur-BATE) v. to engage in sexual acts with one's clone

if you need an example for sexturbating i pity you

sexturbating by Kiel Shafur July 22, 2010