Sexturbates

When you are forced to masturbate after sending a sexually explicit text to someone that is ignored.

Kristin- 'What up sexy Steven...I so wish you were here right now to *blank* my *blankety* *blank*...I want you so effin' bad right now'
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After checking her phone for the umpteenth time and pattin' herself on the back for being so hot and sexy, Kristin gives in and sexturbates.

by kffluffy August 5, 2010

Sextubate

Sextubate, derived from the word intubate - which is to place tube in trachea for the purposes of establishing airway and ventilating. Sextubate is the act of placing penis into trachea to block airway during a blowjob.

Michael sextubated Madison, she choked, and she liked it.

by Captain Jack Nasty June 3, 2017

Sexturbating

Masturbating while sexting, which is talking about sex while texting and masturbating to it.

Sexturbating shows how stupid this next generation going to be

Johnny: Oh my God sexting *jack off* for seral

by browngirlsdonttakebs April 20, 2009

Sexturbating

Instead of thinking about sex while masturbating thinking about masturbating while having sex.

Joe- "dude while while having sex with my girl all i could think about was how I'd rather be masturbating.

Craig- "Dude so you and your girlfriend are into sexturbating?

by THEADVICEDAWG January 25, 2011

Sexturbating

Sexturbating - The act of sexting yourself with your own phone number saved under a different name and proceeding to masterbate to your sexts.

Sending yourself explicit text messages while your number is saved under a different name in your phone book in order to pretend it is someone else and proceeding to masturbate to those sext messages. Sexturbating

by Timmy0209 March 7, 2014

Sexturbation

When you sext someone, and they don't respond, so you feel like you're talking to yourself, hence sexting yourself.

Why aren't you responding to my texts? This is more like sexturbation than sexting now.

by MsLizzie July 24, 2011

sexturbating

sexturbaiting - (sex-tur-BAY-ting) n. engaging in sexual acts with one's clone

sexturbation - (sex-tur-BAY-shun) n. the act of sexual intercourse with one's clone

sexturbate - (sex-tur-BATE) v. to engage in sexual acts with one's clone

if you need an example for sexturbating i pity you

by Kiel Shafur July 22, 2010