Sex Can

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Instead of a vagina your putting your dick into, it's a Monster Energy drink can. putting your erected dick through the drinks pop-top and trying to pull out when your dicks skin is in pain due to it grazing the sharp metal.

Nurse: Sir, what's wrong with his penis?
Doctor: He tried to Sex Can...
Nurse: What's Sex Can?
Doctor: You don't wanna know

Sex Can by PythonSNICKERS January 6, 2019

Words you can keep

sex in a can

A term used when describing something extremely hot (i.e. a turn on).

Holy shit, that guy is sex in a can!

sex in a can by Dani September 2, 2004

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the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money

how much money you can waste on virtual sex sites

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money speaks for itself.

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money by pussy bee October 25, 2019

Kinky People Can Often Find Great Sex

A mnemonic device to remember the taxonomic order: Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species.

Person: Crap, I forgot to study, whats the Taxonomic order?
Friend: Kinky People Can Often Find Great Sex
Person: What?

Kinky People Can Often Find Great Sex by HockeyUSA27 July 30, 2008

Why Can’t Math Be Like Sex?

If teachers and textbook authors would creatively present the oft-sterile math curriculum in a form that would get students excited about the beauty of the subject, by not adulterating but contextualizing the content—by letting learners see both the mathematical forest and the trees.

Mathematics is too important to be left in the hands of mostly uncreative authors or publishers; as a result, teachers and parents would need to sexify the most boring subject in school—they need to ask, “why can’t math be like sex?” to lure unmotivated or mathophobic students.

Why Can’t Math Be Like Sex? by MathPlus December 1, 2018

sex cane

A cane you need to use to walk after a great night with Darius ("wrong hole")

Man by the time he was don't I needed my sex cane more than ever

sex cane by Vigilanti June 30, 2017

Sex Canyons

Two Dimples located directly above a females ass. Caused by lack of fat in the lower back. One of the sexiest portions of the female anatomy.

I don't know what to look at! Her ass or those Sex Canyons!

Sex Canyons by IceWithHeata April 18, 2009

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026