Sex Can

Instead of a vagina your putting your dick into, it's a Monster Energy drink can. putting your erected dick through the drinks pop-top and trying to pull out when your dicks skin is in pain due to it grazing the sharp metal.

Nurse: Sir, what's wrong with his penis?
Doctor: He tried to Sex Can...
Nurse: What's Sex Can?
Doctor: You don't wanna know

by PythonSNICKERS January 06, 2019

sex in a can

A term used when describing something extremely hot (i.e. a turn on).

Holy shit, that guy is sex in a can!

by Dani September 03, 2004