sex bed

A bed where intercourse occurs.

My best friend helped me to make up my sex bed before my fuck buddy came over.

You should always make up your sex bed before intercourse. Having sex in rumpled sheets is considered bad form.

by Kane07 June 19, 2009

sex-bed-head

when a woman goes out in puplic not knowing that her hair looks fine from the front and sides but is totally knarled up in the back .

Hey, your hair is sticking straight out the back of your head. You totally have sex-bed-head.

by "D" in the house May 12, 2011

Swedish sex farting bed pisser

the act of having intercourse the passing gas, then pissing one's pants.

Joe: "Dude she's totally a swedish sex farting bed pisser."

Lauren: "Damn dude... She's a keeper!"

by Lauren Berd August 22, 2011