sex bed 

A bed where intercourse occurs.

My best friend helped me to make up my sex bed before my fuck buddy came over.

You should always make up your sex bed before intercourse. Having sex in rumpled sheets is considered bad form.

sex bed by Kane07 June 19, 2009

sex-bed-head 

when a woman goes out in puplic not knowing that her hair looks fine from the front and sides but is totally knarled up in the back .

Hey, your hair is sticking straight out the back of your head. You totally have sex-bed-head.

sex-bed-head by "D" in the house May 12, 2011

Swedish sex farting bed pisser 

the act of having intercourse the passing gas, then pissing one's pants.

Joe: "Dude she's totally a swedish sex farting bed pisser."

Lauren: "Damn dude... She's a keeper!"

Swedish sex farting bed pisser by Lauren Berd August 22, 2011

Sex In A Hospital Bed 

A mixed drink of tequila and Mountain Dew's "Amp Relaunch".

Served ice cold, or on the rocks. Can add fruit such as orange slices and other citrus'. Generally drank out of the original can.

Similar to the mixed drink "Captain's Cream-Sicle". Where you use spiced rum instead of tequila.

They will both leave you with an energetic drunk. Also know to cure hangovers.

Earliest records recount that it was created in N.C. June, 2010.

The party was really lacking, so I made "Sex In A Hospital Bed". Now every one is talking really loud and hugging.

Alcoholic energy drinks Good drinks Nasty drinks Mixed Energy drinks Party drink Tequila energy drink AMP energy drink Carbonated mixed drinks Drinking and video games Sugary alcoholic beverage

Sex In A Hospital Bed by Sbttls July 9, 2010

sexbed 

A bed that is made for sex. Make sure it is atleast 2 yards wide, 3 pillows, and a soft mattress.

Camille: I wish I had a sexbed.
Ryan: I have one and it rocks. Its really bouncy and helps me!

sexbed by Camishex&A.sin April 16, 2010

Hell'sexbed 

Someone single contraint from not having sex following a surgery or simply is not able due to some medical reasons...Well we do often take things from granted but when you got a broken leg or a shoulder surgery or even paralyzed...you are not able to perform active sex intercourse....it's frustrating when you used to fly around like an eagle...
That's why when you spend more then one night alone and you have lust of performing sex or making love but your injury won't let it happen.....you become tied to HELL'S SEXBED.....it's really hell

It can be also when you find nobody with who you can perform sex with or when your girlfriend or boyfriends or your wife or your bitch....let you down .....between us i prefer a surgery then to be let down....;)

Person A ... Hey buddy what's up ?...want to get down tonight ?
Person B... This surgery fucks.....Bro...I'm tied to hell'sexbed for three weeks....
Person A... Sorry dude ..I'm horny...wish you to recover quickly

Hell'sexbed by REBEU13 June 9, 2009