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Hell'sexbed 

Someone single contraint from not having sex following a surgery or simply is not able due to some medical reasons...Well we do often take things from granted but when you got a broken leg or a shoulder surgery or even paralyzed...you are not able to perform active sex intercourse....it's frustrating when you used to fly around like an eagle...
That's why when you spend more then one night alone and you have lust of performing sex or making love but your injury won't let it happen.....you become tied to HELL'S SEXBED.....it's really hell

It can be also when you find nobody with who you can perform sex with or when your girlfriend or boyfriends or your wife or your bitch....let you down .....between us i prefer a surgery then to be let down....;)
Person A ... Hey buddy what's up ?...want to get down tonight ?
Person B... This surgery fucks.....Bro...I'm tied to hell'sexbed for three weeks....
Person A... Sorry dude ..I'm horny...wish you to recover quickly
Hell'sexbed by REBEU13 June 9, 2009
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sexbeast 

someone who swangs and bangs ridiculously hard on the daily.
girl1: that boi is a straight sex beast!
girl2: sexbeast fo' sho'
sexbeast by mergdawgownsu January 23, 2010

Sexpeditiously 

1. The act of undressing in a very hurried manner, as to speed up the process leading up to sexual activity.

2. The manner in which clothing is removed from one's body, hurrying the disrobing process for sexual intercourse.
After kissing her neck, Meredith sexpeditiously ripped her clothes off and begged Brad to slide inside her.

seabed official

Seabed Official is a fashion company going public sometime in the year 2033. Currently the exact idea are still not a 100% thought of but we are confident they will hit the ground running within the next few years.
Girl #1: Wow what is she wearing she looks so cool
Girl #2: Of course it’s Seabed Official! What else could it be!
Girl #3: Yeah! Silly me!

sexed up 

Getting ready to go out. Dressing up, putting on your cologne, doing your hair etc...
Get all sexed up to go out to the movies.
sexed up by D.L. Stevenson August 3, 2006
when female has sex to get into a Gang, this is instead of being beated in. but you only you get love no respect.
she got sexed in to avoid the beat in.
sexed in by EAZY-T October 22, 2007
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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