semifinal vs. belarus

An asshole who go to hell because he hates all the good characters and worships a ton of no-namers

Semifinal vs. Belaurs is an asshole

by EvilNcr March 24, 2004

Smiminal

A smooth criminal.
This is as ascended as a fella can get.
He doesn't slip up. He doesn't miss a beat.
When you're around a smiminal, be sure that miscellaneous happenings are in your future.
His QPUs are aligned. His sprites are cranberry. His palms are sweaty, his knees weak, his arms heavy, mom's spaghetti.

This is a man that can, and will, get away with no end of poppycock, piffle, hogwash, malarkey, balderdash, codswallop and shenanigans before the day is out.

-You ever wish you could go back in time and say that thing you thought of just now, but when it was relevant?
-All the time, man. If I could think that fast I'd be the smoothest smiminal on the block.

by God is dead and we killed him May 8, 2019

semicidal

You are not suicidal, but you wouldn't mind if you died.

I hate my life. I think I'm semicidal.

by x Numero Uno x February 3, 2010

Seminal make-up

Make-up used when time and money are of the essence. The semen is used as a moisturiser to rejuvenate the skin leaving it plump and firm and reducing the appearance of wrinkles. Usually used after sexual intercourse in the morning ending with a cumshot to the face.

Emily was late for work after our long morning session so she said to give her seminal make-up so she could be on her way.

by Make-up giver September 21, 2009

Seminal Fluid

see cum, jizz. sperm

"i looked up seminal fluid in the urban dictionary for I have issues."

by Andrew Kirkman April 8, 2006

seminal receptor

A woman who is a little bit too fond of giving oral sex.

Stephanie is a seminal receptor

by LaDeena June 11, 2006

seminal vestibule

Somebody who has been filled with semen sexually, either male or female.

Jenny: I got fucked so hard im a seminal vestibule

by Joel Allan June 22, 2006