semifinal vs. belarus

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An asshole who go to hell because he hates all the good characters and worships a ton of no-namers

Semifinal vs. Belaurs is an asshole

semifinal vs. belarus by EvilNcr March 24, 2004

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Smiminal

A smooth criminal.
This is as ascended as a fella can get.
He doesn't slip up. He doesn't miss a beat.
When you're around a smiminal, be sure that miscellaneous happenings are in your future.
His QPUs are aligned. His sprites are cranberry. His palms are sweaty, his knees weak, his arms heavy, mom's spaghetti.

This is a man that can, and will, get away with no end of poppycock, piffle, hogwash, malarkey, balderdash, codswallop and shenanigans before the day is out.

-You ever wish you could go back in time and say that thing you thought of just now, but when it was relevant?
-All the time, man. If I could think that fast I'd be the smoothest smiminal on the block.

Smiminal by God is dead and we killed him May 8, 2019

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semicidal

You are not suicidal, but you wouldn't mind if you died.

I hate my life. I think I'm semicidal.

semicidal by x Numero Uno x February 3, 2010

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Seminal make-up

Make-up used when time and money are of the essence. The semen is used as a moisturiser to rejuvenate the skin leaving it plump and firm and reducing the appearance of wrinkles. Usually used after sexual intercourse in the morning ending with a cumshot to the face.

Emily was late for work after our long morning session so she said to give her seminal make-up so she could be on her way.

Seminal make-up by Make-up giver September 21, 2009