Smiminal 

A smooth criminal.
This is as ascended as a fella can get.
He doesn't slip up. He doesn't miss a beat.
When you're around a smiminal, be sure that miscellaneous happenings are in your future.
His QPUs are aligned. His sprites are cranberry. His palms are sweaty, his knees weak, his arms heavy, mom's spaghetti.

This is a man that can, and will, get away with no end of poppycock, piffle, hogwash, malarkey, balderdash, codswallop and shenanigans before the day is out.

-You ever wish you could go back in time and say that thing you thought of just now, but when it was relevant?
-All the time, man. If I could think that fast I'd be the smoothest smiminal on the block.

Smiminal by God is dead and we killed him May 8, 2019

siminalogy 

It's taking a pair of similar things and using them in a double analylogy.

Siminalogy, for example is luke sayng that sometimes she's like a Wolfe in sheep's clothing, and a blonde wearing a brunettes outfif.

siminalogy by anonymous December 19, 2024