A smooth criminal.
This is as ascended as a fella can get.
He doesn't slip up. He doesn't miss a beat.
When you're around a smiminal, be sure that miscellaneous happenings are in your future.
His QPUs are aligned. His sprites are cranberry. His palms are sweaty, his knees weak, his arms heavy, mom's spaghetti.
This is a man that can, and will, get away with no end of poppycock, piffle, hogwash, malarkey, balderdash, codswallop and shenanigans before the day is out.
This is as ascended as a fella can get.
He doesn't slip up. He doesn't miss a beat.
When you're around a smiminal, be sure that miscellaneous happenings are in your future.
His QPUs are aligned. His sprites are cranberry. His palms are sweaty, his knees weak, his arms heavy, mom's spaghetti.
This is a man that can, and will, get away with no end of poppycock, piffle, hogwash, malarkey, balderdash, codswallop and shenanigans before the day is out.
-You ever wish you could go back in time and say that thing you thought of just now, but when it was relevant?
-All the time, man. If I could think that fast I'd be the smoothest smiminal on the block.
-All the time, man. If I could think that fast I'd be the smoothest smiminal on the block.
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