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semotions 

The emotions that are contained within a male's semen. If a male engages in sexual intercourse with a female that he has feelings for before he is sure he likes her, his semotions are ejaculated from his being and he no longer cares for her.
"I really liked her but my semotions got the best of me and we had sex. I don't feel like seeing her anymore"
semotions by brickhousel February 20, 2015
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a sex robot

a sexbot can be hardware or software or a combination of both:

1. a robot built for sex, like Cameron (Summer Glau) or Data

2. any software program emulating a human sexual partner, like a chatbot

3. any combination of hardware and software, like teledildonics, or the virtual reality lover-girl projection in Sixth Day

1. "I love you John Connor"

2. "Me so horny, come see my nude pics at..." - recent message from Linda469 in a Yahoo chat room (obviously a sexbot)

3. "As soon as that Britney 'virtual doll' comes out, I'm gonna buy me one" - 40-y.o. comedian/pervert
sexbot by annfay howden March 8, 2009
a machine that lures you to websites that butt rapes your wallet . usually preprogramed to respond to dirty words.
sexbot: hey cutie wanna chat
johnny: fuck you bitch
sexbot: call me a bitch
johnny: your a certified cunt
sexbot: fuck my cunt
johnny: your a annoying backstabbing cockstabbing manwhore.
sexbot: cum visit me at my website and make sure you have a credit card so they know your not a kid.
johnny: *block*
sexbot by umc1991 September 16, 2011

sexbottery 

1. the define, or architecture, of boundary swell at the little feet and/or human-sized sex organs, applied to attitude, visitude, or moral stance, vis-a-visual real or perceived mechanical meat and motion

2. anything related to the topics of sexbots, lovebots, or fuckbots, inclusive

3. cybersexery

"...harassed less violently because I am at least visually conforming to expectation of sexbottery"
- random quote pulled from Google

"Yo, dawg, meet you on da holodeck for a little sexbottery, you know what I'm sayin?"
"Why are you talking like that, Data?"
sexbottery by dsimms February 5, 2008

semiotics 

Codeword for "I'm a big bitch." Used often by pseudointellectuals, "artists" who don't do art but talk about it, and philosophy academics that think with their crotch and talk out their asshole.
As an artist, I'm interested in semiotics and the relationship between excreta and the soul.
semiotics by bigtrick September 4, 2006

semiotic war

Conducting a war using a full range of signs and symbols -- but pointedly excluding violence or other unlawful or violent acts. A war of ideas in the age of internet and multimedia. Compare scamizdat.
The Internet's response to Scientology's attempt to rmgroup alt.religion.scientology included publishing their trade-secret "scriptures," graphically reviling them, putting billboards on trucks and buses, hosting radio talk-show segments, songwriting, projecting laser glyphs on walls, having aircraft pull pennants with slogans, picketing their headquarters, deconstructing their newsletters, creating cartoon lampoons and webpages, and, in other words, full semiotic war.
semiotic war by Jeffrey Wright January 4, 2007