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Samboner 

A sandwich connoisseur from the Philadelphia area. A samboner will talk for hours on end about slab vs chopped cheesesteaks, Wiz vs American vs Cooper Sharp, broccoli rabe vs creamed spinach in a roast pork sambo, not to mention debates over sambo-producing venues.

Along with "sambo" (noun, sandwich) another variation of samboner is "sambone" (verb, to eat a sambo and assess its merits on video for other samboners).
"Any real samboner knows you need a seeded jawn to soak up the juices in a Roast Pork sambo."

"I can't trust online reviews these days because they are all paid advertisements. I need to talk to a samboner before we order hoagies next week. If it's good, I might even whip out my iPhone and sambone it myself."
Samboner by Toastwaver January 22, 2021
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funny, sweet, chunky and cute. her amazing self confidence can make anyone feel comfortable around her.
i just met this amazing girl!!! she is SO semone!!
semone by kristina1097 November 3, 2010
Seabones is a phrase to use if someone is ignoring you.
Person 1: Hello
Person 1: You there?
Person 1: Seabones?

Person 2: Sorry I was watchin TV.
seabones by Sampywampy November 3, 2012
bro I got a seboner while looking at zoey's fatass
A beautiful girl who goes to IBL and gives me butterflies every time I see her. I can't stop thinking about her. I think I'm in love.
Semone is the most dazzling girl in the whole school, and I've liked her ever since I laid my eyes on her.

sexbones 

the obliques/divets on a guys abdomen. They're like a second happy trail
Danielle: oh man, check it out, the guys are playing soccerl with no shirts on.
Laura: Check out Michael's sexbones. He is so built. I'd like to find out where those sexbones lead.
sexbones by Kitty Hallie March 14, 2008