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Seachin (verb)- playing around too much
Seach (noun)- a person who plays around too much
Seachy (adjective)- excessively playful
Boy to friend: Do you think I can fit this whole brush in my butt?
Friend to boy: Yo, stop seachin

Girl to boyfriend: You are such a seach
Boyfriend to girl: Lol, I know
seachin by fleezy1010 December 11, 2016

seachickentaco

In hindsight, maybe I shouldn't have eaten her seachickentaco. It was good, but I think it gave my mustache the crabs!

Hey! Let's drive down to the Gulf, and kick an oily, beached dolphin! Afterwards, I'll fist you in your seachickentaco!

salchipapa 

Delicioso manjar asociado a cánticos tradicionales de ciertas regiones de América Central-Septentrional. Existen discrepancias acerca de su correcto modo de preparación.
♪♫ Me comí una SALCHIPAPA. Me comí una SALCHIPAPA ay qué cosa más sabrosa. Y me quedó en la garganta porque no me alcansó pa la gasiosa. Para todos mi seguidores! ♪♫
salchipapa by paucronopio June 30, 2015
The act of taking a selfie while shitting and puking simultaneously
Person 1: How are you feeling?
Person 2: Terrible. I just took a selthie. It took forever to clean up.
Selthie by BusA November 27, 2014
The act of sucking and blowing smoke into and out of someone’s ass with a straw or cylindrical device
ex. Cannabis in jail can be quite hard to come by. The most efficient way to get blazed in prison with your mates is by smelching. You take a puff then blow it in your mates ass, then the next mate sucks it out.

ex. Steve and Laronda were married for a long time. They were happy and comfortable until one night Steven confessed to Laronda that he had spent most of their retirement on ice. She smuggly replied, “Had you been smelching that smoke out off my ass Mothafucka, You wouldn’t have wasted all that god damn money!”
Smelching by Mr. Seventree September 6, 2018

silching 

The act of having a conversation or conversing with another person while pooping.
Mike is always silching to Tom when he is taking a dump.
silching by Goober18 January 31, 2009