selchie 

A selchie is a creature who is a (wo)man on land and a seal underwater. Originated from the song "The Great Selchie of Sule Skerry"

This guy is a seal under water and a guy on land... Must be a selchie.

selchie by Noodle- November 28, 2017

Selthie 

The act of taking a selfie while shitting and puking simultaneously

Person 1: How are you feeling?
Person 2: Terrible. I just took a selthie. It took forever to clean up.

Selthie by BusA November 27, 2014

selphie 

1. Cute, excitable little female Final Fantasy VIII character.
2. Any girl who is cute, excitable, hyper, has funky (in a good way) hair (or at least 2 of the 4).
3. One who says booyaka constantly.

1. <Eddie> I heart Selphie. She is my fave FF char ever.
<me> Squall is hot.
2. <Eddie> Where the heck is that teenie bopper girl going? Who did her hair, the toaster?
<me> What a Selphie. Pity she's not cuter.
3. <me> (in triumph) BOOYAKA!
<Eddie> Quit celebrating, Selphie. Time for round two!

selphie by Sim-1 July 29, 2008

selphie 

1) Short, hyper, nunchaku-wielding Final Fantasy VIII character. Who likes trains.

2) Me.

1) My favorite character is Selphie!

2) I *am* Selphie. I like trains!

selphie by Kei October 17, 2003

selchi 

When you eat a mochi ice cream all by yourself. Selfishly eating Mochi ice cream.

Just had a selchi

selchi by Caro Tejada November 9, 2019

sewchie 

A coochie that smells/looks like sewage.

"Have you heard of Stephanie"
"Yeah bro she got a sewchie"

sewchie by Jetlie March 3, 2021

Selthie 

The act of taking a selfie while shitting and puking simultaneously

Person 1: How are you feeling?
Person 2: Terrible. I just took a selthie. It took forever to clean up.

Selthie by BusA November 27, 2014