Selch

The process of a man ejacualting inside of another person's rectum and then using a straw to suck the semen or blum out of that same ass with a straw. The straw used should be a curly straw.

That last selch that I slurped up was like a warm McDonalds milk shake.

by Slick Dick Lick June 17, 2004

Selch

Originally crafted in Iowa, selching has taken the world by storm. Intended to eliminate the need of a separate felchee and a felchor, selching took off as a way of self-stimulation. Proper selching form has been described as requiring two separate steps: 1) Initially, the selchor, serving as depositor in this stage, must deposit his semen into his own orifice—usually his own rectum, 2) After a few minutes, the selchor must then serve, simultaneously, as the felchor and felchee as he retrieves the semen with his mouth from the orifice. While many amateur selchers have removed their own lower ribs to improve their selching prowress, the National Selching Committee in Iowa City has disavowed this practice, referring to it as Performance Enhancing De-ribbing.

You'd think all that yoga practice would make him an excellent selcher; however, he almost always needs a felchor to perform a successful felch.

Cuba tried to establish a self-sustaining economy. Relying on one's self only works in selching.

Can you selch in Mars? True selchers can selch anywhere.

by Prof. Mars April 4, 2013

emet-selch

emet-selch, To have a massive penis or to be a BAMF with uncontrolled sexual energy

yo that dude is such an emet-selch i cant believe how massive his junk is

by SKepparyn July 2, 2019

seachellefly

A cheating, conniving, lying person of the female persuasion.
Narcissistic, likes to make herself the victim to get other's attention.
Likes to blame others and assumes responsibility for nothing, can't be held accountable.
Seachelleflys are commonly found trying to please and/or impress others in order to charm them so they can later control those who fall for the their superficial charms.

Check it out guys, seachellefly is trying to impress more victims.

by The ghost of christmas past April 12, 2014

selcan

She's very intelligent and clever. She's a very friendly person and helps everyone. If you have a problem, you can always go to her. Fake people are nogo for her. She can forgive everyone but not trust them again.

A: Did you ever see Selcan?
B: Yasss, she's always there for me.
A: Oh. I think everyone needs a Selcan in their life.

by Yourdaddyyy January 21, 2017

Sech's

An iconic alcoholic beverage originating in Ohio that comes in six packs, is 6% alcohol, and is German for the word "Six."

Guy: I want to buy some Sech's.

Other Guy: There's a few girls I could hit up if they get drunk enough..

Guy: Or we could buy them Sech's first.

Other Guy: (Other Guy Is Confused. It hurts itself in its confusion).

by Ivanna Haf January 29, 2015

Selph

Selph is a deleted Nightmaren boss from the 1996 SEGA Saturn game "NiGHTS ito dreams." Although the character's theme song, "Know Thyself!", remains on the official NiGHTS OST, Selph was never given any serious development and was cut from the game before its release.

Selph's existence was discovered by accident deep within the files of the game, as an "empty slot" in a boss list. The list names all 7 of the existing NiGHTS bosses, but also includes a slot named "#M7:SELPH" immediately before Wizeman's slot. This strange name file contains no data of its own, however, and instead links back to the final boss, Wizeman. No further information is known about this list.

In a November 2007 interview with Takashi Iizuka, one of the lead designers for NiGHTS into dreams, Iizuka stated that "the idea for the character (Selph) existed, but he was never actually created."
As a result of Selph's unknown past, many fans of the NiGHTS series have created their own backstories and theories for the character.

Selph is the elusive 'missing boss' from NiGHTS into dreams.

by spinningcannon August 14, 2008