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Semented 

When your semen fuses two or more objects together.
Throwing a towel on your cum puddle will result in it being semented within a 12 hour period.

semenated 

when something has traces of semen in it
Person1:I call the bed
Person2:Have fun sleeping in my semenated sheets
semenated by K4pt4in April 12, 2008

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.
This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

johnny segment 

One who does not finish stories told.
Who are you dishing out stories in chunks? , Johnny Segment!

External secant segment 

An external secant segment is an obscure math term that sounds like you're describing a retarded piece of shit. Call someone this if they're being extremely fake and gay
External secant segment: 🅱️eter

retard: shut up secant

sementery 

The piles of tissues next to the bed from being a lazy chronic masturbator
All those tissues laying around the bed are looking like a sementery full of ghosts
sementery by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016