segements 

A typo version of "segments" mispelled by the streamer DarkViperAU

Hello chat we are doing Segements Trevor%

segements by notlazerlmao January 11, 2022

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator by Telephony October 10, 2016

johnny segment 

One who does not finish stories told.

Who are you dishing out stories in chunks? , Johnny Segment!

johnny segment by Stephen Lee (Mighty Boosh Quote) April 27, 2006

External secant segment 

An external secant segment is an obscure math term that sounds like you're describing a retarded piece of shit. Call someone this if they're being extremely fake and gay

External secant segment: 🅱️eter

retard: shut up secant

External secant segment by external secant segment November 3, 2018

Segmentation fault 

v. the end-result of compiling and causing execution of faulty code that declares wordJihad/word against sections of memory where it is not bound to. Often results in a wordCore Dump/word.

20:52:05hc@builder:~$ uname -a
Segmentation fault (core dumped)

Segmentation fault by hc May 2, 2003

Segametsi

Segametsi is a Setswana name meaning a bride.Segametsi , usually called Sega, brings happiness and hope to many lives , Sega is a source of pride to her parents.

Segametsi will get married in the future and will bring life to many.

Its a blessing to have a Segametsi in your life

I will be somebody's Segametsi one day.

Segametsi by TSRA December 3, 2021

Segmentating

When you don't exactly know what you're saying to executives so you decide to just conjure up some bullshit...

Exec: How is the IVR performing?
Employee: Oh, its working just fine. All of the processes are segmentating as they should be.

Segmentating by leche82 November 16, 2017