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feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator
This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!
feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator by Telephony October 10, 2016
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Seducement by Juicer51609 February 19, 2010
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External secant segment
An external secant segment is an obscure math term that sounds like you're describing a retarded piece of shit. Call someone this if they're being extremely fake and gay
External secant segment by external secant segment November 3, 2018
Vedgemental
The quality of being judgemental of vegetarians. Often displayed by carnivores and omnivores as an attempt to intimidate vegetarians, usuall in passive-aggressive form.
She rolled her eyes when he ordered the spinach enchiladas and he asked "are you being vedgemental?"
Vedgemental by hobbympg October 12, 2011
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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