seeal

A seal with good vision.

seeals

seeal by xdr5t3evq3q July 28, 2026

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 

after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this

1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 by BootyEater88 November 18, 2020

toothless sealion 

An unkempt minge

Maude's got a proper toothless sealion going on down there, you can smell her biff on the chair when she was sitting in

toothless sealion by PYeti March 24, 2023

The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000

The act of sucking penis so hard that the very fabric of reality begins to warp around the dick, causing a loop therefore creating an eternal cycle of glizzy gobbling.

The universe began with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000, and so it will end with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000.

The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000 by Schreinn August 16, 2020

Seal clubbing

When an individual who is highly skilled at a task, competes with other people who are relatively new/unskilled at said task. Often used in multiplayer video games.

"Man, John went seal clubbing in tf2 the other day. The other team didn't even know what hit them."

Seal clubbing by Libertyprime1776 February 26, 2015

Navy Seal copypasta 

A famous copypasta all over the Internet. It can be used as a troll reply to all insults, intentional or not.

Navy Seal Copypasta

Justin: "Stop being such a fag."

Zac: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

Navy Seal copypasta by Zman12345 May 20, 2014

flex seal

The greatest thing in the entire universe. Believed to be a gift from god to the human race after making dabbing illegal in Sealand. Essentially liquid rubber in a can, it also takes the forms of flex tape, flex shot, and flex seal liquid

I sawed this boat in half and repaired it with only flex seal.

flex seal by Grand Yee October 28, 2017