sebtraction 

(seb-tract-in)

a synonym for a loser or flop as some would say. Someone who is down to earth but is always up in the clouds. They have poor judgement but always make your day.

golly! your such a sebtraction!

sebtraction by that1monstrosity April 13, 2021

Addition by subtraction 

When one person in the group leaves and the group as a whole becomes better

Kyle- "Finally Jimmy left"
Leo- "Jimmy was so ugly and drunk. Now all the ladies will come to us"
Steve- "Yeah, it's definitely addition by subtraction"

Addition by subtraction by Skeet Master Steve June 21, 2009

shitraction 

Similar to a contraction but in lieu of a human baby, it is a shit baby. The moments before you deliver your shit the pressure becomes so great you hold it in and release pressure, then repeat for the next movement of pressure until the shit baby is born.

My shitractions were too close together and my shit baby was premature.

shitraction by Peta J April 2, 2015

Sexstraction 

Distracting someone with sex in all forms.

"He kept asking questions I didn't want to answer, so I started kissing him and BAM! Sexstraction."

Sexstraction by Sexysexydistraction November 29, 2010

subtracting an F 

When you subtract an F,he goes from being your Best Friend Forever to being your BoyFriend.

BFF-F=BF

I've been thinking about subtracting an F with eddie for a long time, but I don't want to ruin our friendship.

subtracting an F by Coralynn June 4, 2007

Sontraction

contractions felt when birthing a son

I felt major sontractions when I gave birth to little Jimmy!

Sontraction by socialmarauder October 5, 2011

Sextraction

Sextraction: the act of getting a hand job while getting a tooth removed. K.m.f.

Since my sextraction I love to get my teeth pulled!

Sextraction by Soup kmf June 21, 2016