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(seb-tract-in)

a synonym for a loser or flop as some would say. Someone who is down to earth but is always up in the clouds. They have poor judgement but always make your day.

golly! your such a sebtraction!

sebtraction by that1monstrosity April 13, 2021

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Addition by subtraction

When one person in the group leaves and the group as a whole becomes better

Kyle- "Finally Jimmy left"
Leo- "Jimmy was so ugly and drunk. Now all the ladies will come to us"
Steve- "Yeah, it's definitely addition by subtraction"

Addition by subtraction by Skeet Master Steve June 21, 2009

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shitraction

Similar to a contraction but in lieu of a human baby, it is a shit baby. The moments before you deliver your shit the pressure becomes so great you hold it in and release pressure, then repeat for the next movement of pressure until the shit baby is born.

My shitractions were too close together and my shit baby was premature.

shitraction by Peta J April 2, 2015

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Sexstraction

Distracting someone with sex in all forms.

"He kept asking questions I didn't want to answer, so I started kissing him and BAM! Sexstraction."

Sexstraction by Sexysexydistraction November 29, 2010

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subtracting an F

When you subtract an F,he goes from being your Best Friend Forever to being your BoyFriend.

BFF-F=BF

I've been thinking about subtracting an F with eddie for a long time, but I don't want to ruin our friendship.

subtracting an F by Coralynn June 4, 2007

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Sontraction

contractions felt when birthing a son

I felt major sontractions when I gave birth to little Jimmy!

Sontraction by socialmarauder October 5, 2011

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Sextraction

Sextraction: the act of getting a hand job while getting a tooth removed. K.m.f.

Since my sextraction I love to get my teeth pulled!

Sextraction by Soup kmf June 21, 2016

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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