seatse

he is a big dissapointment to everyone, and he likes hats.

"HAHA LOOK AT THAT SEATSE!!"

seatse by Seatse October 22, 2020

Two-seater

A person, usually female, with an arse so enormous it takes up two seats on a bus or other public transport. The sight of this apparition Is so remarkable that owner ceases to be a person and become just a mobile arse. The next stage usually results in the disbelieving mind asking a number of questions such as “Is it an elephant in disguise?” “How did it get into those jeans?” “Does it have its own Facebook page?” “Are the seats going to collapse?” This is usually followed by wondering “If it escaped would it attack people and ravage the countryside?” This in turn is followed by the heartfelt prayer, “Please don’t let it fart!”

I was on the bus yesterday and this enormous arse got on, talk about a two-seater, if there’d been a third seat it would have had that as well.

Two-seater by AKACroatalin May 16, 2015

Seatgeek 

David dobrik 's bitch. They give free cars to people.

Person:- i want a porshe.
David:- Seatgeek is an amazing app that helps me buy tickets in the easiest way possible. *Laughs*
*Gets car*
Person:- thank you david

Seatgeek by chungachungachungachunga February 25, 2019

lesbian seatbelt

When a male simp is in between two lesbians who are only into each other but they pretend to be into him because of societal pressures. Coined by the man, the myth, the legend: Noel Miller.

Imagine their holding hands over him while he's sleeping, now he's just a lesbian seatbelt.

lesbian seatbelt by bigbootynoel March 15, 2020

Seatbelting 

A derivative of fingering; the act of tickling a female ‘down there’, during which both parties face the same way, with the female recipient backed up against the front side of the ‘sender’; the senders working arm extends over the shoulder of the recipient, thus securing the recipient in place, resembling the appearance of a buckled seatbelt.

“Bro, did you see Ollie seatbelting Cadhla’s little sister at Ana’s last night? Was he playing counting stars in her ear through his phone?”
“Yeah so sick. Isn’t she like 17 though?”

Seatbelting by Olliemckenna1 June 18, 2021

Handjob Seats 

The back row in a theater, sports arena, or church. Since they're often dark and secluded, they're theoretically the best place to get a handjob, without being seen by some fuckwipe.

Joe: Duuuuuuude we should've gotten our tickets way sooner- we're stuck in the back row.
Bob: Ha says you - me and my girl always wanted handjob seats.
Joe: Oh yeah? I'm gonna sit in the third row. Whatever seat I sit in is the handjob seat.

Handjob Seats by Fedora Jack March 26, 2016

Bottom Seater 

A bowel movement so explosive in nature, that the force of the resulting splash coats the underside of the toilet seat with fecal matter.

I thought that once I flushed the toilet, it would be gone. But then I lifted up the toilet seat to find that I had left behind a bottom seater.

Bottom Seater by The Peacock July 27, 2010