seatstain

A really annoying mark on the sitting part of some sort of chair or seat; A person who ruins your day

Person 1: "Dude I spilled my beer all over my car!"
Person 2: "Real seatstain you got there"

Party Atendee 1: "What a fucking seatstain"
seatstain *Flips chairs and eats all the pizza*

seatstain by seatstain November 13, 2021

seatstain

seatstain

seatstain: exists
person 7: "Aw fuck"

seatstain by seatstain November 13, 2021

fred shitstain

A birth mark on the forhead.

Hey! That kid has a Fred Shitstain!

fred shitstain by OniFTW February 3, 2014

seabstain 

A stain on your clothing, most commonly on your undergarments, consisting of some combination of urine, feces, vomit and semen. Usually found after a night of blackout level drinking.

I can't remember what happened last night after the twelfth shot of tequila, and I woke up with a seabstain all over the front of my pants.

seabstain by duffgita March 1, 2010

The main shitstain

The main reason something sucks

“Why the fuck is Reggie bullock starting he’s the main shitstain

The main shitstain by Free Luka$$$ July 23, 2021

shitstain 

A stain on a persons underwear from shit. This normally happens to a heavyset person.

This usually happens by:

1.) Farting too hard
2.) Not wiping after a soupy shit

This can be embarrassing.

Guy 1: LOL did you see that guys shitstain when he was changing!?
Guy 2: Yeah!! It was disgusting! He must have been farting too much.

shitstain by MarkMan641 November 26, 2011

Shitstainer

A person with an unusually large buttocks and/or rectum that continually leaves fecal stains on the toilet seat after evacuating their bowels.

Don't go in there after Brian ... he's a fucking Shitstainer

Shitstainer by pcicc December 26, 2016