seatselt

My dumbass friend decided to change his name on League of Legends to "seatbelt" in order to make fun of our edgy friend who never wears a seatbelt. But dumbass was so fucking high that he typed in "seatselt" and spent 10 bucks on the name change. So yeah. Seatselt will just mean "Your dumbass friend".

Man, my friend is such a seatselt. He failed his basic arithmetic exam.

by XxMemeLordxX April 28, 2015

lesbian seatbelt

When a male simp is in between two lesbians who are only into each other but they pretend to be into him because of societal pressures. Coined by the man, the myth, the legend: Noel Miller.

Imagine their holding hands over him while he's sleeping, now he's just a lesbian seatbelt.

by bigbootynoel March 15, 2020

Seatbelting

A derivative of fingering; the act of tickling a female ‘down there’, during which both parties face the same way, with the female recipient backed up against the front side of the ‘sender’; the senders working arm extends over the shoulder of the recipient, thus securing the recipient in place, resembling the appearance of a buckled seatbelt.

“Bro, did you see Ollie seatbelting Cadhla’s little sister at Ana’s last night? Was he playing counting stars in her ear through his phone?”
“Yeah so sick. Isn’t she like 17 though?”

by Olliemckenna1 June 18, 2021

Nerd Seatbelt

1. (noun) the buckling strap that connects the left- and right-shoulder straps on a backpack.

He strode confidently into class, purposefully unbuckling his nerd seatbelt with one hand.

by OUtlET December 29, 2005

The reverse seatbelt

When you are getting a blowjob from a girl and you tie her braids around your waist ... So when she pulls away it keeps her strapped in on your cock... Just for fun simulate an offroad ride.

Paul asks himself if hollys hair is long enough for the reverse seatbelt or is he just getting handlebars for this ride.

by Bigwhite83 May 26, 2010

Human Seatbelt

The act of stopping abruptly in a car and extending your right arm across the passanger's chest just to cop a cheap feel.

Jessie: "Jeff stopped so suddenly"
Claudia: "Yeah, he totally just gave me a human seatbelt"

by phrezur_burn March 27, 2009

Emo Seatbelt

Those colourful silicone "cause" bracelets that you wear on your wrist. They interrupt the Emo cutting ritual.

Emo 1: "Dude. I was totally going to cut my wrists today, but my Livestrong bracelet got in the way."

Emo 2: "Dude! It's because you were wearing your Emo Seatbelt!"

by Uncle Dal March 30, 2013