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salisman
A manchild who tries to sell with a deep staten island accent. Often a salisman will have deep yellow stains on his unwashed fingers from smoke and nicotine. The salisman will almost always have a low closing percentage and be forced to wear out of style clothing. The salisman will let his eyebrows grow to unheard of lengths. He will act much like a fatta and in the summer months resort to wearing his shorts very long in the salfatta style. Many salismen have been rubbed by the testemorph.
Seanism
Everything is unpredictable. Probability means infinite. Mind-attraction pulled it into reality. Everything is unpredictable.
sealish
Seanism
Disclosing too much personal information to coworkers resulting in endless teasing. Associated with wearing sweaters.
Person A: I know the entire Single Ladies Dance. When I hear that beat I can't stop these hips.
Person B: Plays Single Ladies, records dancing, emails to all employees with subject line "Today's Seanism."
Person B: Plays Single Ladies, records dancing, emails to all employees with subject line "Today's Seanism."
Seanism by SuperFancy November 12, 2014
Sealish
Sealish by handlebar8 January 6, 2022
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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