sealism 

A religion started by sealdrop

Damn sealism really changed my life, i'm not a cuck anymore

sealism by sealdrop September 4, 2019

salisman 

A manchild who tries to sell with a deep staten island accent. Often a salisman will have deep yellow stains on his unwashed fingers from smoke and nicotine. The salisman will almost always have a low closing percentage and be forced to wear out of style clothing. The salisman will let his eyebrows grow to unheard of lengths. He will act much like a fatta and in the summer months resort to wearing his shorts very long in the salfatta style. Many salismen have been rubbed by the testemorph.

Sally cried out "Please Wobert, DON'T MAKE ME A SALISMAN!"

salisman by A Palumbo September 4, 2007

Seanism 

Everything is unpredictable. Probability means infinite. Mind-attraction pulled it into reality. Everything is unpredictable.

Don't worry, seanism betrays no one except self-shackles

Seanism by Seanism December 23, 2021

Seanism. 

A religion that worships POTATOES.

That guy is totally into Seanism.

Seanism. by poopheads April 27, 2009

sealish 

fat, blubbery, a word to describe a bad laugh.

“His laugh is so sealish. It honestly embarrassed me when he laughed earlier.

sealish by i’m ugly November 7, 2018

Seanism 

Disclosing too much personal information to coworkers resulting in endless teasing. Associated with wearing sweaters.

Person A: I know the entire Single Ladies Dance. When I hear that beat I can't stop these hips.

Person B: Plays Single Ladies, records dancing, emails to all employees with subject line "Today's Seanism."

Seanism by SuperFancy November 12, 2014

Sealish 

Refering to or being a sealish person, quite fat and a bit thick. Also being thicc

That person is so sealish, he honestly looks just like a seal, aeeehhhh

Sealish by handlebar8 January 6, 2022