seatism 

An Epic gamer with a big brain. seatism is used when you are an Epic gamer, not like Volcism. Seatism is also used when Swedish people like PewDiePie and me are raping eachothers.

A: You are such an unepicgamer, YOU'RE NTO AN SEATISM

B. fuck off

seatism by Tjonka, seat December 23, 2019

satismactory 

The qualities of something must be sufficient for McNamara, or else it is not "satismactory."

"The terpenes were not satismactory."

satismactory by WVTR April 12, 2019

Statism

The belief in the necessity of an external coercive institutional authority. Statists may believe that the practical value of a state outweighs the moral discrepencies associated with statism, and therefore many believe that although the state may be an "immoral" institution it is a practical and necessary one. As to what responsibilities the state should have is a topic often times debated amongst proponents of statism.

Communism and Capitalism are both statist socio-economic means of organization both relying upon the cooperation and subordination of society to function. As of now there is very little or no land not currently under the influence of statism as nearly all land is under the influence of a country.

Statism by GaleryonTheMystic January 3, 2008

Seanism 

Everything is unpredictable. Probability means infinite. Mind-attraction pulled it into reality. Everything is unpredictable.

Don't worry, seanism betrays no one except self-shackles

Seanism by Seanism December 23, 2021

Seantism 

A guy called Sean who is being awesome

Look at the Seantism flowing off Sean today, he's awesome!

Seantism by BecauseI'mFunny February 17, 2022

Hyper-Statism

A political tactic in which a person or group of people will state an idea or belief. After which, they will identify the people who are opposed to the idea or belief. Once this is done, they will begin to over-whelm the opposition with petty insults, pre-concieved talking points, and exaggerated (and even false) "facts". This over-whelming amount of insults and "facts" will make it so the opposition will not have the opportunity to reply. This is a common tactic used amongst both the Liberal party and media.

Liberal: I believe we should require everyone to pay 50% of their yearly income to the government like England and many other European nations, it would help alleviate a lot of problems.
Person: I think we should allow people to do what they want with their money, we live in a Capitalist and free society after all.
Liberal: What!? You don't want to help pay for welfare, medicaid, medicare!? You must hate the poor, and the elderly!
Person: But I-
Liberal: Well since you hate welfare so much you must also hate blacks. That makes you a racist as well. What? You dont want us to live in a nice society? You right-wing nazi! You must want to give all the money to rich people. Why are you so filled with hate? You probably hate Mexicans too since you dont support amnesty! You're so close-minded.
Person: I never said-
Liberal: You're nothing more then a fear-mongering islamophobic racist! Did you know 91% of conservatives hate minorities?
Person: Thats fals-
Liberal: Well they do, I just can't even stand your hateful attitude. You're so homophobic.
Person: Well this is Hyper-Statism at its finest.

Hyper-Statism by Fundere Lumen August 22, 2011

Seanism. 

A religion that worships POTATOES.

That guy is totally into Seanism.

Seanism. by poopheads April 27, 2009