sealish 

fat, blubbery, a word to describe a bad laugh.

“His laugh is so sealish. It honestly embarrassed me when he laughed earlier.

sealish by i’m ugly November 7, 2018

Sealish 

Refering to or being a sealish person, quite fat and a bit thick. Also being thicc

That person is so sealish, he honestly looks just like a seal, aeeehhhh

Sealish by handlebar8 January 6, 2022

Salisha 

Salisha is a beautiful, intelligent, wild child who loves adventures

Salisha is once in a lifetime beauty. Her sense of wonder and passion will change the way you look at the world.

Salisha by Takemesomewhereiveneverbeen July 29, 2016

Shalisha 

Sha-lee-sha
Shalisha is a beautiful girl and amazing friend. She excels in many things, often that which she tries her hardest at. She is petite but very sporty and has a nack for arts and crafts. Shalisha aspires to be her best and sets a wonderful example for others. She is often the least selfish person you could meet, and has a heart of gold. Her love for god is big and her heart remains dedicated to that love as well as family. She never ceases to impress. Shalisha can be found to try new things as well as pack a mean fight, she is tougher then she looks and had a strong heart. This name is derived from the bible.

Shalisha is really good at soccer!

Shalisha has a pretty smile.

Shalisha by BreMic May 1, 2013

Salish Apocalypse 

April 8, 2014: The date when Microsoft stops providing support (including critical security patches) for Windows XP Service Pack 3.

Currently, more than 30% of all computers (including many large corporations' workstations) run Windows XP. After the Salish Apocalypse, any new vulnerabilities that are discovered will not be patched by Microsoft. This means that XP users will be living in a permanent zero-day environment, and companies that still refuse to upgrade will be easy prey for criminals and anarchists.

"I don't get how so many companies can still be refusing to upgrade to Windows 7 or 8. I bet there are fifty guys around the world sitting on zero-day exploits just waiting for the Salish Apocalypse. It's going to suck."

Salish Apocalypse by Carolinianjeff December 16, 2013

Salish Middle School 

A school in the Pacific Northwest. Many many basic thots will make fun of the sixth graders for being virgins. A student tried to commit suicide by jumping off of the roof twice, but Salish Middle School covered that up and made sure no one had a convo about it. Very bad anti bullying system, but which school doesn’t have one? Lots of weebs and furries, avoid them. Weebs will say that people who play Minecraft aren’t gamers while obsessing over an anime strategy game which they only play for the reason of marrying one of the characters. Least wimpiest school in North Thurston district, Aspire middle school is obviously the wimpiest. All of the staff are either feminists or despise women, no in between. Good side is that it isn’t a white school; there are mostly brown kids. Overall, lame school. Salish snitches got Minecraft classic blocked.

Todd: “hey jim, I heard one of the students here at Salish Middle School tried to commit suicide by jumpi-“
School principal: “Hey, woah woah woah”

Salish Middle School by I have gonorrhea sksksksksk October 4, 2019

Swalish 

To cover or coat excessively in a sweeping motion

I swalished my pavlova with thickened cream.

Swalish by Aunty Di Says... April 12, 2019