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The noise in which a penis makes while exiting the pants/underpants which keep it confined. The noise is audible if and only if the person possesses a penis with proper length and girth to cause said noise. The noise is usually accompanied by a loud bang as the male appendage hits and most likely breaks whatever is in front of it.

A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.
Girl: Hey big boy, want to have fun tonight?
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!

mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*
Schoomp by Lord Goddard May 1, 2013
Related Words
scyoom scoom scroom scoomp schoom Schoomer Schoomp scoomber scoomed scoomer
Chicago slang for shooter or killer
"We gone scoom his ass"

"Thats my scoomer"

"scoom the city"
Scoomer by Jackdajrippa April 15, 2021

scooming 

A northern Scottish word for being exceptionally nosey, fishing for gossip and generally being a curtain twitcher. Even though scooming means looking for gossip, the word 'scoom' as a noun means gossip.

One can be labelled a 'scoomer' if they are known to deliberately and desperately look for gossip. Scoomers can be found slow driving past your house or round all five streets in your village at night for hours... or perhaps even in the local shop pretending to look at apples or (other healthy things they'd never actually buy) but is actually listening very carefully to everything you are saying.

Once the scoomer has found their prey, the scoomer will not be satisfied until they receive their supply of scoom. Everyone can be guilty of scooming but every village has their super scoomer.

Most likely used in the rural areas of the Scottish Highlands in the north.
*Man walks into local shop* 'Here Josie, I've got some scoom for you...I saw your mum last night scooming on the church goers. Turns out Mrs Fandan sacrifices cats straight after church and feeds them to her husband. He thinks he's eating chicken.'

Josie *Wow , that's some great scoom.'
scooming by CarlJay May 1, 2018

Scoombage 

Pronounced- Skoom-bahj

A fuckin Scumbag, scum of the earth mothafucka.
Ayyy MICKEY, come out here and teach this fuckin gombadooch scoombage a lesson in respect..
Scoombage by Don Fuckyamotha July 25, 2010
Scrooms, widely considered as the most superior race, and regarded objectively as a fact as the strongest race in existence, wield abilities infused with immense power, such abilities which only those enlightened may understand the true power of. The extent of such power is unimaginable by us humans because we cannot sense such and to us it cannot exist, but scrooms contain vast pools of limitless power. They bless those who have ascended past the mortal confines of reality and grant swift punishments to the impurity that taints this folded plane of reality. They oversee all forms of reality and past such confines of existence. We cannot begin to form the mere concepts which would let us imagine such vast power. Scrooms are the superior race, and let it be known as such.
Mayor Prince Pinky is the leader of the Scrooms.
Scroom by flying mushroom god January 8, 2021
Giving a nigga headshots
Opp nem came thru and tried to scoom a nigga don’t they pipe jammed
Scoom by wickked November 28, 2022