when you go nyoom (really fast) but you are scared- sc (scared) + nyoom (really fast) = scyoom (going really fast because of fear)
Jeff: “i’m gonna go ask that girl out”
Sal: “yasss jeff”
*jeff asks*
girl: *SCYOOOOOM*
Sal: “damn she even scyoomed away- you have no game bro”
Sal: “yasss jeff”
*jeff asks*
girl: *SCYOOOOOM*
Sal: “damn she even scyoomed away- you have no game bro”
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Get the scyoom mug.The noise in which a penis makes while exiting the pants/underpants which keep it confined. The noise is audible if and only if the person possesses a penis with proper length and girth to cause said noise. The noise is usually accompanied by a loud bang as the male appendage hits and most likely breaks whatever is in front of it.
A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.
A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.
Girl: Hey big boy, want to have fun tonight?
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!
mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!
mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*
by Lord Goddard May 1, 2013
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Get the Scoomer mug.A northern Scottish word for being exceptionally nosey, fishing for gossip and generally being a curtain twitcher. Even though scooming means looking for gossip, the word 'scoom' as a noun means gossip.
One can be labelled a 'scoomer' if they are known to deliberately and desperately look for gossip. Scoomers can be found slow driving past your house or round all five streets in your village at night for hours... or perhaps even in the local shop pretending to look at apples or (other healthy things they'd never actually buy) but is actually listening very carefully to everything you are saying.
Once the scoomer has found their prey, the scoomer will not be satisfied until they receive their supply of scoom. Everyone can be guilty of scooming but every village has their super scoomer.
Most likely used in the rural areas of the Scottish Highlands in the north.
One can be labelled a 'scoomer' if they are known to deliberately and desperately look for gossip. Scoomers can be found slow driving past your house or round all five streets in your village at night for hours... or perhaps even in the local shop pretending to look at apples or (other healthy things they'd never actually buy) but is actually listening very carefully to everything you are saying.
Once the scoomer has found their prey, the scoomer will not be satisfied until they receive their supply of scoom. Everyone can be guilty of scooming but every village has their super scoomer.
Most likely used in the rural areas of the Scottish Highlands in the north.
*Man walks into local shop* 'Here Josie, I've got some scoom for you...I saw your mum last night scooming on the church goers. Turns out Mrs Fandan sacrifices cats straight after church and feeds them to her husband. He thinks he's eating chicken.'
Josie *Wow , that's some great scoom.'
Josie *Wow , that's some great scoom.'
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Get the Scoombage mug.Scrooms, widely considered as the most superior race, and regarded objectively as a fact as the strongest race in existence, wield abilities infused with immense power, such abilities which only those enlightened may understand the true power of. The extent of such power is unimaginable by us humans because we cannot sense such and to us it cannot exist, but scrooms contain vast pools of limitless power. They bless those who have ascended past the mortal confines of reality and grant swift punishments to the impurity that taints this folded plane of reality. They oversee all forms of reality and past such confines of existence. We cannot begin to form the mere concepts which would let us imagine such vast power. Scrooms are the superior race, and let it be known as such.
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