scoot·er
ˈsko͞odər/
Verb1. To take up a more than reasonable amount of
space so that one is able to go lone wolf and have no one around them.
Noun
2. Some one who takes up too much
space
- Parking diagonally across a drive way
"Her small
car took up all the parking. She scootered the driveway."
- Taking up a whole table so no one can
work with you
"There is enough to room for four at that table but he is scootering it by spreading his books around and throwing his jacket on the
extra chairs."
- Laying on a park bench or public seating so no one will try and sit with you a carry on a conversation Forest
Gump style.
"I hate talking with strangers so I am just going to scooter these bus seats."