A Spycholgist can be recognised by their various degrees in psychologyhanging in their office; par-takes in coffee catch-ups with your GP, and knows everything there is to know about you, your friends, lovers and family members. It's rather creepy.
a brownnoser. someone who will seek to please a person of authority in order to obtain some grace, usually the grace is something as simple as a pat on the bottom, but can vary greatly.
craig: "Hi Boss, your hair looks nice today."
boss: "Thanks..." as she gives craig a light pat on the bottom, "will you join my in my office? Now the rest of you get to work."
As you can see from this example Craig is so good at being a sychophant that his graces don't end with a pat.
A mentally unstableindividual that relies on a daily intake of soy products to sustain their mentally and emotionally taxing thought processes.
Bodybuilder 1: Who's the soychopath screaming in the locker room about carbs?
Bodybuilder 2: Oh that's Jim, he ran out of soy bars again and I offered him my protein bar.