scwif 

The inacurate performance of an action

What a scwif shot, he missed by miles!
I made a scwif cut, it's not going to fit

scwif by piedog August 16, 2016

Phil Swift 

Phil Swift is the greatest man in the world, he is the creator of Flex Seal products. We exist because of Phil Swift, we are children of Phil Swift. Phil Swift created the universe and all of us. Phil Swift started and will end time.

All hail Phil Swift!

Phil Swift by Isurboi999 May 28, 2018

swift sip 

having a drink, especially after you do something mentally exhausting and need to relax.

or when someone is really caught up, instead of have a chill pill, have a swift sip.

teacher: Class pencils down the final is over, now head on home and have a swift sip you have successfully completed organic chemistry.

swift sip by he'brew August 5, 2008

Dirty Swiffer 

A female who frequently encounters the opportunity to clean male genitalia

Guy 1: "she sucked my balls and licked my taint"

Guy 2: "oh she's a dirty Swiffer"

Dirty Swiffer by Lex triple x February 28, 2016

phil swift 

phil swift is god. phil swift is all.

all hail phil swift!

phil swift by Phil swift March 13, 2018

Phil Swift 

King of all Kings. Ruler of all. Omnipotent being. Power to create and to repair

All hail Phil Swift

Phil Swift by MangoEnterprise May 10, 2018

schwifty 

Schwifty (Verb)- The ultimate abandonment of inhibition while having a good time. It is is akin to getting "crunk", "raging", or "Going H.A.A.M.".

While taking off your pants and your panties, and shitting on the floor are things that one might do when "Getting Schwifty", they are not the definition of Schwifty.

Schwifty (Adj.)-Something that is perceived in an extremely positive way. Synonyms; awesome, cool, rad, clean, sweet, dope, etc.

I can't wait to go out tonight! We're gonna get SCHWIFTY!!

Damn did you see Dur-uhl's new car?! It's schwifty AF!

schwifty by Rick_Sanchez July 31, 2016