Swif 

Someone who is fake. S.W.I.F.

She is swif. Stop swiffing.

Swif by Mikanna January 21, 2021

Swif 

Someone who is fake, SWIF

Mikayla is swif

Swif by Mikanna January 21, 2021

SWIF 

Acronym for 'So What Its Friday' its an angry reply to
TGIF ( Thank God its Friday) used when you are having a crappy friday in reply to all the TGIF

Ken : TGIF, Its been a shitty week, time to party
Salivavic : wtf SWIF , I'm still working tomorrow.

SWIF by thatlucifer May 14, 2010

swif 

a promiscuous man, male eqivolent of a slut. swiffish behaviour: man who behaves like a swif.

a man who sleeps with many women, is easy, and isnt picky about preference. a person who is lead through life by his desire for sex. to do this is swiffish behaviour. A swif is the person involved in said swiffish behaviour.

swif by Sammyjo18 June 1, 2006

Phil Swift 

Phil Swift is the greatest man in the world, he is the creator of Flex Seal products. We exist because of Phil Swift, we are children of Phil Swift. Phil Swift created the universe and all of us. Phil Swift started and will end time.

All hail Phil Swift!

Phil Swift by Isurboi999 May 28, 2018

swift sip 

having a drink, especially after you do something mentally exhausting and need to relax.

or when someone is really caught up, instead of have a chill pill, have a swift sip.

teacher: Class pencils down the final is over, now head on home and have a swift sip you have successfully completed organic chemistry.

swift sip by he'brew August 5, 2008

Dirty Swiffer 

A female who frequently encounters the opportunity to clean male genitalia

Guy 1: "she sucked my balls and licked my taint"

Guy 2: "oh she's a dirty Swiffer"

Dirty Swiffer by Lex triple x February 28, 2016