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scuzzled 

A nasty girl who pisses you off.
Fuck that scuzzled ass bitch.
scuzzled by Tmi3kp October 3, 2013
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scuzzlebutt 

A misunderstood creature that has an arm made of celery and Patrick Duffy as a leg.

It is actually a very kind creature despite it's strange appearance. Urban myths telling of its fierceness are largely untrue. Believed to have been killed by Stan Marsh a few years a go.
Scuzzlebutt: Friends?

Stan: :::Click:::KaBoom::::

::::Scuzzlebutt brains everywhere:::
scuzzlebutt by snlgirl September 6, 2005

scuzzlebutt 

Scuzzlebutt is a creature that lives up on this very mountain, and kills anybody who dares climb to the top.

It loves the taste of blood, and likes to add pieces to its deformed body.

On his left arm, instead of a hand, he has.... A piece of celery.

He walks with a limp. Because one of his legs is missing. And where his leg should be, there's nothing but........Patrick Duffy.

So he lives alone on this mountain, and weaves baskets, and other assorted crafts. They say that on quiet nights you can hear him weaving his baskets. Tahink, tahink , tahink
1) Maybe it's Scuzzlebutt coming to weave us into wicker baskets.

2) I am Scuzzlebutt, Lord of the Mountains. Behold my Patrick Duffy leg.

3) Dude, it's Scuzzlebutt! Cartman wasn't lying.
scuzzlebutt by JPEXS September 22, 2008

scuzzed out 

To feel dirty or unclean. As referred to in National Lampoons European Vacation.
I just rolled in a huge pile of pig shit!! I feel so scuzzed out.
scuzzed out by Bdiddy May 18, 2006
being beyond drunk, not even wasted, incoherent and needing assistance in walking up the stairs
Pat Wenzler sure was scuzzed last night.
scuzzed by Valentine W October 18, 2007

scuzzlesnatch 

A girl or woman who has engaged in sexual intercourse with a huge number of guys never bothering to make any of them wear a condom and thus letting all of them finish inside of her
I heard Charlene was a scuzzlesnatch I’ve known 20 guys who have hit that and none have wore a rubber.
scuzzlesnatch by Scuzzlecock November 9, 2022

Scuzzler 

"That" girl you meet in college. She's always down for a "good time"(i.e. she'll fuck anything with a pulse, if you give her enough booze). You'll catch her at the party never alone, always with two or more other scuzzlers looking to cock block, but that doesn't matter because she's spending the night, if not with you some other dude. She can be easily talked into having a train run on her, just keep the alcohol coming and she'll never say no to whatever you bring up! She is not girlfriend material and is often confused with the sorostitute, but the scuzzler doesn't have any greek letters on and she'll fuck anybody including fraternity members. She is openly against greek life, but has no problem being run-through by a fraternity if the mood suits her. In conclusion, she is a huge slut, but she's cute at the least, she can probably out drink most guys, and she'll fuck the shit out of you. She is a sorostitute without the letters!!!!
Will: Did you she that Sorostitute??
Floyd: No my friend that is a scuzzler! Look no letters, I bet she'd be down for a little Train Action tonight!?!?
Will: Of course, the scuzzler, that bitch if so ready for later!!
Floyd: I bet you can get one of her little scuzzler wing girls!!
Scuzzler by ChugKing/FrankTheTank October 22, 2007
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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