Scuzzler 

"That" girl you meet in college. She's always down for a "good time"(i.e. she'll fuck anything with a pulse, if you give her enough booze). You'll catch her at the party never alone, always with two or more other scuzzlers looking to cock block, but that doesn't matter because she's spending the night, if not with you some other dude. She can be easily talked into having a train run on her, just keep the alcohol coming and she'll never say no to whatever you bring up! She is not girlfriend material and is often confused with the sorostitute, but the scuzzler doesn't have any greek letters on and she'll fuck anybody including fraternity members. She is openly against greek life, but has no problem being run-through by a fraternity if the mood suits her. In conclusion, she is a huge slut, but she's cute at the least, she can probably out drink most guys, and she'll fuck the shit out of you. She is a sorostitute without the letters!!!!

Will: Did you she that Sorostitute??
Floyd: No my friend that is a scuzzler! Look no letters, I bet she'd be down for a little Train Action tonight!?!?
Will: Of course, the scuzzler, that bitch if so ready for later!!
Floyd: I bet you can get one of her little scuzzler wing girls!!

Scuzzler by ChugKing/FrankTheTank October 22, 2007

scuzzler 

a lowlife, someone of no class, a twat, etc.

Dan, you're a complete scuzzler.

scuzzler by Tommy Boy123 April 11, 2007

Snuzzler 

Fondling of the Vagina over clothes Fast and Furious til the girl Climax.

I gave that bitch the Snuzzler till she came in her pants.

Snuzzler by JMohawk October 17, 2011

scuzzberry 

an unknown substance that is the most disgusting, crusty thing you've ever seen

1: yo did you see that cust on that chicks face?
2: custy isnt a good enough word to describe that shit, that was scuzzberry

scuzzberry by shpock January 19, 2009

scuzzlebutt 

A misunderstood creature that has an arm made of celery and Patrick Duffy as a leg.

It is actually a very kind creature despite it's strange appearance. Urban myths telling of its fierceness are largely untrue. Believed to have been killed by Stan Marsh a few years a go.

Scuzzlebutt: Friends?

Stan: :::Click:::KaBoom::::

::::Scuzzlebutt brains everywhere:::

scuzzlebutt by snlgirl September 6, 2005

scuzzlebutt 

Scuzzlebutt is a creature that lives up on this very mountain, and kills anybody who dares climb to the top.

It loves the taste of blood, and likes to add pieces to its deformed body.

On his left arm, instead of a hand, he has.... A piece of celery.

He walks with a limp. Because one of his legs is missing. And where his leg should be, there's nothing but........Patrick Duffy.

So he lives alone on this mountain, and weaves baskets, and other assorted crafts. They say that on quiet nights you can hear him weaving his baskets. Tahink, tahink , tahink

1) Maybe it's Scuzzlebutt coming to weave us into wicker baskets.

2) I am Scuzzlebutt, Lord of the Mountains. Behold my Patrick Duffy leg.

3) Dude, it's Scuzzlebutt! Cartman wasn't lying.

scuzzlebutt by JPEXS September 22, 2008

scuzzer 

A girl who is a dirty fucking slut.

Karen Catenzaro aka Gia Paloma

scuzzer by Imoja, max.biatch, and yung city bandit August 8, 2004