scuzzlebuff 

when having sexual intercourse, after you ejaculate into the condom, you take it off and slap the girl across the face with it.

"Yo should I scuzzlebuff that bitch tonight?"

scuzzlebuff by Johnny_X April 3, 2008

scuzzlebutt 

A misunderstood creature that has an arm made of celery and Patrick Duffy as a leg.

It is actually a very kind creature despite it's strange appearance. Urban myths telling of its fierceness are largely untrue. Believed to have been killed by Stan Marsh a few years a go.

Scuzzlebutt: Friends?

Stan: :::Click:::KaBoom::::

::::Scuzzlebutt brains everywhere:::

scuzzlebutt by snlgirl September 6, 2005

scuzzlebutt 

Scuzzlebutt is a creature that lives up on this very mountain, and kills anybody who dares climb to the top.

It loves the taste of blood, and likes to add pieces to its deformed body.

On his left arm, instead of a hand, he has.... A piece of celery.

He walks with a limp. Because one of his legs is missing. And where his leg should be, there's nothing but........Patrick Duffy.

So he lives alone on this mountain, and weaves baskets, and other assorted crafts. They say that on quiet nights you can hear him weaving his baskets. Tahink, tahink , tahink

1) Maybe it's Scuzzlebutt coming to weave us into wicker baskets.

2) I am Scuzzlebutt, Lord of the Mountains. Behold my Patrick Duffy leg.

3) Dude, it's Scuzzlebutt! Cartman wasn't lying.

scuzzlebutt by JPEXS September 22, 2008

Scuzzlebutting 

Felching in the Anus, or during anal sex when a man ejaculates he then pulls out and sucks his semin from his partner's orafice

Person 1: Damn, Kelly is Kinky.
Person 2: How?
Person 1:We were scuzzlebutting last night.

Scuzzlebutting by DavBird May 26, 2010

Scuzzlebuzzlenuzznuzz 

When the dildo goes in the wrong hole

Oh Scuzzlebuzzlenuzznuzz the dildo went in the wrong hole

Scuzzlebuzzlenuzznuzz by Beltazar April 20, 2018

Scuzzlebutt 

Scuzzlebutt is a creature that Eric Cartman originally made up in a campfire story in the episode “Volcano”. According to the story, he lives on the mountain and kills anyone who dares to climb to the top, because it likes the taste of blood and likes to add pieces to its deformed body. He has a piece of celery for one of his hands and one of his legs is replaced with Patrick Duffy. He weaves wicker baskets as a hobby.

Also PWNz n00bs during online games sessions while collecting magical boots.

Scuzzlebutt PWN't me so hard last night. He tricked me with his deformed Patrick Duffy Leg. I gave him 2 nice pairs of magical boots.

Scuzzlebutt by Scuzzelbutt January 15, 2009

scuzzlebutt 

Scuzzlebutt is a creature that lives up on this very mountain, and kills anybody who dares climb to the top.

It loves the taste of blood, and likes to add pieces to its deformed body.

On his left arm, instead of a hand, he has.... A piece of celery.

He walks with a limp. Because one of his legs is missing. And where his leg should be, there's nothing but........Patrick Duffy.

So he lives alone on this mountain, and weaves baskets, and other assorted crafts. They say that on quiet nights you can hear him weaving his baskets. Tahink, tahink , tahink.

1) Maybe it's Scuzzlebutt coming to weave us into wicker baskets.

2) I am Scuzzlebutt, Lord of the Mountains. Behold my Patrick Duffy leg.

3) Dude, it's Scuzzlebutt! Cartman wasn't lying.

scuzzlebutt by Eric Cartman (alias JPEXS) September 22, 2008