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as opposed to scuse this term is used only in mundane useless situations but require something being said. By definition scuze means "excuse me" but in actual use it becomes something totally different
driver: why do i hear kissing coming from the back seat?

..... (smooch, smooch)

driver: .....SCUZE!!!!
(bam hits a tree and kills everyone)!!!!! HAHA FUCK YOU<-god

man: yeah fucked samantha so hard last night!!!
girl: SCUZE!!!! (smack)
scuze by watching matchine September 5, 2007
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e'scuze me

A disease in which the victim cannot stop P Poppin. E'scuze me usually lasts up to a necessary amount of days to get enough sexin' into your schedule. If you attempt at refusing E'scuze me p poppin, you get a life sentence of P in da Butt for the rest of your living days.
Last night, Shoniqua took some medicine for the severe "e'scuze me" disease and out of no where, Quib P'd in her Butt.
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scuzed • scuze • Scuzelbut • e'scuze me • Scuzz • scute • scuz • scuzzer • scuzzle butt • Scube

Scuzzage 

A term to describe the total amount of nasty, filthy, pick legged skid looking douchebag guys a woman has slept with that alot of people are privy to.
The new boy at the Club was warned not to go over to Juanita. This girl's Scuzzage was off the chart for any half decent guy to handle.
Scuzzage by will bitten October 7, 2017
- Hello, how is it souzing (going)?
- Oh, nothing much, I only souzed (chilled) all day.
Souze by dZerss May 6, 2018
everyone loves her, she's suzel!
suzel by bruh___ March 3, 2015
The most amazingly beautifully fabulously stunning girl I have met in my life, and probably ever will. Suzette is a stunning name for a stunning girl who is lovely and funny, and would do almost anything to help out anyone else. Suzette is a beautiful name that should not be as rare as it is.

Suzette is beautiful girl with a stunning smile and a huge heart, who is most likely the best company around, and the greatest person your ever likely to meet.
Person one: hey, did you see Suzette today?
Person two: yeah i did. Isn't she just stunningly beautiful.
Suzette by AidosTringo October 28, 2013

Mc Scuse Me 

The phrase you use whenever the people at the drive-thru forget something in your bag and you have to tap on the window to get their attention.
"Mc Scuse me! I know I ordered another cheesburger and large fry up in here!"
Mc Scuse Me by foxmox April 23, 2008
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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