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Suela
Suela is the rare gem of all girls, she’s the perfect ooman that you find one day and never let go of for the rest of your life. Suela will cheer you up whenever you’re having a bad day, and she’ll elevate your amazing days even more. She’s the easiest to talk to, and the most fun to hang out with. She’s the ultimate example of a girlfriend who is always your best friend. Every single kiss with her is perfect, especially in the middle of a rainstorm. She can be a savage sometimes, and even when she is, the smile she gives you after saying something never fails to remind you of the crazy amount of love she has for you. Suela is the sexiest girl ever. Even when she thinks she doesn’t look the best, you won’t be able to help but stare in awe at her magnificent beauty. When she’s feeling herself though, you’ll know it, and nothing will make you happier than her looking at herself in the mirror and seeing even a fraction of the perfection in herself that you see on a daily basis. You haven’t lived until you’ve met Suela. Suela gives you life. You won’t go a day without falling into an even deeper love than you ever thought possible. Every day, you’ll rest assured that she’ll hold and protect your heart for the rest of your lives. All you'll want to do is love her and make her smile as much as you possibly can. A single smile from her will make your entire body melt. Suela deserves the best, so if you ever get lucky enough to find her, be the best. Suela is once in a lifetime.
Suela by JustAManInLove January 11, 2018
Suzette
The most amazingly beautifully fabulously stunning girl I have met in my life, and probably ever will. Suzette is a stunning name for a stunning girl who is lovely and funny, and would do almost anything to help out anyone else. Suzette is a beautiful name that should not be as rare as it is.
Suzette is beautiful girl with a stunning smile and a huge heart, who is most likely the best company around, and the greatest person your ever likely to meet.
Suzette is beautiful girl with a stunning smile and a huge heart, who is most likely the best company around, and the greatest person your ever likely to meet.
Person one: hey, did you see Suzette today?
Person two: yeah i did. Isn't she just stunningly beautiful.
Person two: yeah i did. Isn't she just stunningly beautiful.
Suzette by AidosTringo October 28, 2013
Suzette
Suzette is the most amazing girl any guy or girl could ever meet. She is beautiful and has the most beautiful voice. She is strong independent and carries herself very well. She is definitely a heartthrob and is classy.
Suzette
lovely unsual name and not common. It is of french origin and the meaning is a lovely flower the Lily. What more could a girl ask for than to be named Suzette
Suzette by lily valley March 3, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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