A native of
Wisconsin who devotes their life to the Packers, deer hunting, pickup trucks, and
country music. Sometimes these creatures can be difficult to spot due to their camouflaged attire, but the cargo shorts and cutoffs are a dead give away. Some claim to be
light beer connoisseurs, and many fancy themselves as cheese experts. Rarely seen outside of their small towns or farms.
After a long day of cow milking, the scondog cracked open and put on the packers game.
Upon
completion of their pilgrimage to
the promised land, Green Bay, the scondogs guzzled an entire case of
miller lite before the pregame even started.