noun
(c.500-428 BCE)
Scrocious a member of the pluralist school know for his gigantic testicles which would often be seen flopping out from his robe, was the first to bring philosophy to Athens, where they later flourished and bounced in the hands of Socrates, Plato and Aristotle.
adj.
The complex combination of both attraction and revulsion one gets while being unexpectedly presented with an unusually pumpkin shaped or nasty scrotum. see atrocious/delicious
Free balling in my open bathrobe was really Scrocious at the hotel pool.
That hideously enormous ballsac being pushed in my face last night was Scrocious.
A word you say when you expect something to absolutely delicious but when you try it, you want to throw up on your brand new jacket and not even regret it. Looks like the word scrumptious, but has different meanings.
Bob: *Trying a cake that Steve just made*
Steve (formerly Bob 2): So.......How is it?
Bob: BEEEEHHH! ........SCUMTIOUS!!