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Scruttock's "Old Dirigible" 

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A fictional type of Real Ale, of allegedly lethal alcohol content and the tendency to produce a barin-crushing hangover the next day.

See also "Suicider"
"Christ, you look rough ! What have you been doing ?"

"Awwww..... the usual .... went out with the lads last night and had eleventeen pints of Scruttock's "Old Dirigible", then a curry..... got any aspirin ?"

scruttocks 

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also slattocks

tender fleshy area between bollocks and arseflap.
OOOOooooh! right in the scruttocks! nasty
scruttocks by arseflank November 8, 2004

scruttocks 

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The area of flesh between the scrotum and the buttocks.
I don't know what that bird was carrying, but it's giving me terrible scruttock problems.
scruttocks by Surgeon_General September 4, 2003

scrattocks 

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little hermaphrodites - According to the Oxford English Dictionary, "scrat" means hermaphrodite. If you combine that with the suffix "-ock", which the OED says is generally used as a diminutive, we can guess that the word scrattocks means little hermaphrodites - maybe midget herms even.
It seems the only good use for this word is arbitrary cursing. You could say it when you are suddenly angry like when you stub your toe or when you spill a drink. It's definitely an expletive.
scrattocks by Liger November 19, 2004

sluttock 

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1. The rear end of a whore, harlot, slut, ho, prostitute, Tara Reid, or lady of the night.
2. A whore, harlot, slut, ho, prostitute, Tara Reid, or lady of the night.
1. "Dear madam with the fine sluttock, please get into my car so that we may have carnal relations."
2. "Look at the sluttock engaging in carnal relations with that man."
sluttock by Adrian L. January 7, 2006

scruttoks 

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The skin between to scrotum and buttoks.
I had scruttok surgery
scruttoks by E-man216 October 25, 2003
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