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Scruttock's "Old Dirigible"
A fictional type of Real Ale, of allegedly lethal alcohol content and the tendency to produce a barin-crushing hangover the next day.
See also "Suicider"
See also "Suicider"
"Christ, you look rough ! What have you been doing ?"
"Awwww..... the usual .... went out with the lads last night and had eleventeen pints of Scruttock's "Old Dirigible", then a curry..... got any aspirin ?"
"Awwww..... the usual .... went out with the lads last night and had eleventeen pints of Scruttock's "Old Dirigible", then a curry..... got any aspirin ?"
Scruttock's "Old Dirigible" by Eighth Of Seven February 18, 2009
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scruttocks by arseflank November 8, 2004
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scruttocks by Surgeon_General September 4, 2003
scrattocks
little hermaphrodites - According to the Oxford English Dictionary, "scrat" means hermaphrodite. If you combine that with the suffix "-ock", which the OED says is generally used as a diminutive, we can guess that the word scrattocks means little hermaphrodites - maybe midget herms even.
It seems the only good use for this word is arbitrary cursing. You could say it when you are suddenly angry like when you stub your toe or when you spill a drink. It's definitely an expletive.
scrattocks by Liger November 19, 2004
sluttock
1. The rear end of a whore, harlot, slut, ho, prostitute, Tara Reid, or lady of the night.
2. A whore, harlot, slut, ho, prostitute, Tara Reid, or lady of the night.
2. A whore, harlot, slut, ho, prostitute, Tara Reid, or lady of the night.
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