little hermaphrodites - According to the Oxford English Dictionary, "scrat" means hermaphrodite. If you combine that with the suffix "-ock", which the OED says is generally used as a diminutive, we can guess that the word scrattocks means little hermaphrodites - maybe midget herms even.

It seems the only good use for this word is arbitrary cursing. You could say it when you are suddenly angry like when you stub your toe or when you spill a drink. It's definitely an expletive.

scrattocks by Liger November 19, 2004

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scruttock

The piece of skin between the scrotum and the buttocks

My scruttock hurts when cycling

scruttock by Dave Bose June 20, 2003

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Scruttock's "Old Dirigible"

A fictional type of Real Ale, of allegedly lethal alcohol content and the tendency to produce a barin-crushing hangover the next day.

See also "Suicider"

"Christ, you look rough ! What have you been doing ?"

"Awwww..... the usual .... went out with the lads last night and had eleventeen pints of Scruttock's "Old Dirigible", then a curry..... got any aspirin ?"

Scruttock's "Old Dirigible" by Eighth Of Seven February 18, 2009

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Scruttox

the patch of skin between your balls and your poop shoot

guy 1: dude, my scruttox itches like hell, what's your sisters number?
guy 2: What? why do you want my sister number?
guy 1: because she was licking my scruttox last night and I think she gave me something, I'm gonna tell that bitch off!

Scruttox by Yellow feva August 9, 2009

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