scrutton 

An individual who loves trains and other steam engines. This love can develop into obsession and in instances may result in train fetishes or locomotive rape.

"They're such a scrutton, i saw how they were looking at that train."
"Made out with that train... like a scrutton!"

scrutton by Emmanuel Kant February 28, 2008

Aidan Scrutton 

Aidan is one of a kind, known as "YG", dangerous wati, usually found westside, King of all Kings, Most handsome bloke you'll meet, hit him up.

"Aidan Scrutton is the most sexiest bloke"

Aidan Scrutton by babyYG October 13, 2020

Scruton 

Brilliant, intelligent, clever. Often used as a verb or noun or even an adjective.

"That was beyond brilliant, that was totally Scruton."

Scruton by Dilbert June 21, 2004

scruttocks 

also slattocks

tender fleshy area between bollocks and arseflap.

OOOOooooh! right in the scruttocks! nasty

scruttocks by arseflank November 8, 2004

scruttocks 

The area of flesh between the scrotum and the buttocks.

I don't know what that bird was carrying, but it's giving me terrible scruttock problems.

scruttocks by Surgeon_General September 4, 2003

scruttock 

The piece of skin between the scrotum and the buttocks

My scruttock hurts when cycling

scruttock by Dave Bose June 20, 2003

Scruttock's "Old Dirigible" 

A fictional type of Real Ale, of allegedly lethal alcohol content and the tendency to produce a barin-crushing hangover the next day.

See also "Suicider"

"Christ, you look rough ! What have you been doing ?"

"Awwww..... the usual .... went out with the lads last night and had eleventeen pints of Scruttock's "Old Dirigible", then a curry..... got any aspirin ?"

Scruttock's "Old Dirigible" by Eighth Of Seven February 18, 2009