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Gruttocks 

An expression of disbelief or disregard used by elderly farmers that don’t get out much
Official - "I'm sorry Mr Giles but the road will be crossing your land"

Farmer Giles - "Gruttocks!"
Gruttocks by Elfingholm December 18, 2008
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scruttocks 

also slattocks

tender fleshy area between bollocks and arseflap.
OOOOooooh! right in the scruttocks! nasty
scruttocks by arseflank November 8, 2004

scruttocks 

The area of flesh between the scrotum and the buttocks.
I don't know what that bird was carrying, but it's giving me terrible scruttock problems.
scruttocks by Surgeon_General September 4, 2003

Chuttocks 

Excessively fat jowels that hang from the face and meet under the chin in a cleavage reminiscent of a huge arse.
'My 28 stone wife has enormous chuttocks. If it wasn't for her endless talking, I'd never know which end is which.'
Chuttocks by Albert Woods January 3, 2009

fruttocks 

Contraction of 'frontal buttocks', found in obese women wearing lycra trousers.
"Check out her fruttocks, geezo"
fruttocks by Scottus Maximus March 27, 2008

Chattocks 

Jim: Fran just won't shut up!
Bob: That's what chattockses do.
Chattocks by Mr. lololface April 3, 2011