scroutchy 

A face smashed grouch. When somebody is scrunchy and grouchy.

“Mister Bever is extra scroutchy. He don’t got that slooch.”

scroutchy by Coopdozzle November 28, 2021

Scotchy Meter 

The Scale that shows how scotchy someone is. At the top of the scale is the Scotchy Mother, then Pork Scotch. The Meter shows that no one in the Scotchy World is as Scotchy as The Scotchy Mother. She is even more scotchy than THE Pork Scotch.

Scotchy Mother: I'm the Scotchiest person in the world. The Scotchy Meter says so. I'm even Scotchier than my son, he'll never beat me.

Pork Scotch: Yes I will, Mum. Don't forget I'm a Koala.

Scotchy Meter by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

scrutching 

Using a crutch to scratch your legs since you are physically impaired at the moment to do the same with your hands.

To ward away the mosquito attack around his wounded leg, he was intensely scrutching himself.

scrutching by A.I.R January 16, 2010

Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair 

The vehicle used by Pork Schotch's mother who is even more Scotchy than The Porky Scotcher himself. Goofy Granny and Scotchman Porky Workie take the old bag out in the chair which is normally kept in the half car but was taken out for comical photographs.

Mickus: The Scotchers just left in the half car, lets take some photos in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair.

Monkus: Ok. I'd love to meet the old hag, I hear it's even more scotchy than Fishy MacSwell.

Mickus: Really? Must be very Scotchy then!

Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 27, 2009

Scrunchy Wrestling 

A sport where two or more males strip naked and place a hair tie Scrunchy around their testicles. To win the wrestling match you must be the last one wearing your scrunchy. There is only one rule, a scrunchy can only be removed with ones mouth. Much like a bride and garter. Scrunchy Wrestling events often occur on Friday nights where beer consumption is involved

Did you hear Tom Cruise loves Scrunchy Wrestling

Scrunchy Wrestling by Top Square January 25, 2019

Itchy and Scratchy 

Scratchy is a cat that has been teamed up with a psychotic mouse named Itchy. Itchy usually has quiet interesting ways of disposing of Scratchy. The exploits of this cat and mouse team are featured on The Simpsons.

Scratchy has been cut up by various implements, burned alive, had his internal organs ripped out of him on several occasions, had his eyes knocked out with a hammer, and so on.
Scratchy has only been able to defeat Itchy once.

Itchy and Scratchy by jesster79 March 3, 2004

Scotchy Mother 

A disgusting old hag with hairs growing out of the wrinkles on its liver spots. She is the mother Pork Scotch and even more scotchy than the Porky Scotcher himself. It is constantly driven around in the Scotchy Mother Wheelchair by Scotchman and Goofy Granny.

Monk: The chair's there! Is the Scotchy Mother here?

Mick: No. Porky just took it out of the half car while he was raising the back seat to make it a bed.

Scotchy Mother by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009