Scronchy 

All scrunched up, squishy, crunchy and wrinkly, like an old person or a rotting apple

That apple looks scronchy

Scronchy by Succulent-Marshmellow October 16, 2021

scronchy 

A person who is an asshole

Marissa: " i met a guy at the bar, he was such an asshole"
Jayden: " he's so scronchy"

scronchy by Marjay47895633 May 20, 2018

Scronchy

Fancy-assed. Overly elaborate and decked out beyond necessary, blindingly brilliant. Extravagant Uppity - above one’s place. Over the top

The sentence I heard my aunt say back in 1955: “And you should have seen it. You would not have believed your eyes. He was driving around in a SCRONCHY black Cadillac as if he were God or something.”

Scronchy by Mzmscoyote March 13, 2026

Scronch 

That thing Jodie Whittaker does when she smiles.

See? That girl does the nose scronch too.

Scronch by ThirteeenthDoctoor January 8, 2019

Scronch 

The way of saying kill in surreal meme language

Meme man: I will scronch you
Orang:AAAAA

Scronch by Nesquikkid September 7, 2019

Scrunchy Wrestling 

A sport where two or more males strip naked and place a hair tie Scrunchy around their testicles. To win the wrestling match you must be the last one wearing your scrunchy. There is only one rule, a scrunchy can only be removed with ones mouth. Much like a bride and garter. Scrunchy Wrestling events often occur on Friday nights where beer consumption is involved

Did you hear Tom Cruise loves Scrunchy Wrestling

Scrunchy Wrestling by Top Square January 25, 2019

scronch 

To forcibly take

"That is a very nice 🅱epis you have. Would be a shame if an interdimentional fruit being were to scronch it"- Orang

scronch by doragon88 May 30, 2018