Scroutch

Another word for the male penis

Phil: Did you ever clap that chicks cheeks?
Me: Yeah but I started itching after, I had to scratch my scroutch MAD!

by lestrange94 March 17, 2022

scrutching

Using a crutch to scratch your legs since you are physically impaired at the moment to do the same with your hands.

To ward away the mosquito attack around his wounded leg, he was intensely scrutching himself.

by A.I.R January 16, 2010

Scrotchin

A lazy asshole who has pubic hair like facial hair in the chin region. Also sleeps until four in the afternoon wearing the same sweatshirt he's wore for weeks on end. May be seen with an Elsaand taking my goddamn driveway space. May also have frosting around the mouth.

If scrotchin finds this I will shit my pants laughing.

by broosky333 February 25, 2009

Scrotchies

An intense or long lasting itch on your balls

I have a bad case of scrotchies at the moment

by Thatotheririshguy September 26, 2011

Scrounchy

If you’re calling someone scrounchy it means they’re a complete fucking retard and they should get 22 tapeworms

Izzi: You’re so scrounchy
Kalim: I know

Freya: mood
Jack: Freya go out with me you scrounchy sod

Wayne: Wow this was not to be expected
Adri: (is just in this scenario)

by Baljeet February 27, 2019

scroatch

The term defining the act of scratching the scrotum sack for the purpose of relief. The prominent time of day of scroatching is just after waking up when the scrotum is sweaty and itchy. However, times can vary.

This morning I woke up and had to scroatch myself good. It did the trick!

My baby rolled over and gave me a scroatch for good luck!

by kelstermcgil March 14, 2010

Scroltch

verb

1) Originally used in conversation when asking one to turn up the volume, or the “VO.”

2) A versatile word that can replace any verb when properly executed.

1) Matt: Yo! Scroltch up the VO.

2) John: Yo, scroltch me a brew.

by A. Quick August 29, 2007