The Scale that shows how scotchy someone is. At the top of the scale is the Scotchy Mother, then Pork Scotch. The Meter shows that no one in the Scotchy World is as Scotchy as The Scotchy Mother. She is even more scotchy than THE Pork Scotch.
Scotchy Mother: I'm the Scotchiest person in the world. The Scotchy Meter says so. I'm even Scotchier than my son, he'll never beat me.
Pork Scotch: Yes I will, Mum. Don't forget I'm a Koala.
Pork Scotch: Yes I will, Mum. Don't forget I'm a Koala.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 29, 2009