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scrontch

Scritching or scratching at the scrotum.

The sound made when you run over a squirrel with your car.

Not being able to think.
Billy, stop scrontch and come out and play.

I made the loudest scrontch the other day when I ran over the obese squirrel.

Man, I'm scrontched for words to describe how pathetic your existence is.
by Rahir Jabbar December 13, 2006
mugGet the scrontchmug.

Scrontch

Not quite scratching yet not quite rubbing.
"Would you please scrontch my back?"

"He kept awkwardly scrontching me"
by Gibby5 October 23, 2011
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Scrontch

Smaller than small, tinier than tiny.
by ScrotchThis June 11, 2006
mugGet the Scrontchmug.

Scrontching

The act of kidnapping a wasp/hornet, making it sting your genitals (male or female) so as to enlarge them, and then having more pleasurable sex as you scratch your itching genitals during the intercourse.
“I scrontched your girlfriend last night after I found a red hornet in my yard”

“Wanna go scrontching later?”

“Erm… what the scrontch?”
by the alaskan wolfbagger June 15, 2024
mugGet the Scrontchingmug.

Scrontch

To destroy something in such a way that there is no trace of it left, to destroy is so brutally with such malice that it is simply no more.
Hey, remember when Joe Scrontched that pigeon by throwing a stick of dynamite at it?
by Polykone October 13, 2022
mugGet the Scrontchmug.

scrontch

"Hey, could you please turn that radio down just a scrontch?"
by ScrotchThis June 2, 2006
mugGet the scrontchmug.

Scrontch

by BeepsPeeps September 6, 2020
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