Scrontch 

Not quite scratching yet not quite rubbing.

"Would you please scrontch my back?"

"He kept awkwardly scrontching me"

Scrontch by Gibby5 October 23, 2011

Scrontch 

Smaller than small, tinier than tiny.

Hey, could you turn the radio down just a scrontch?

Scrontch by ScrotchThis June 11, 2006

scrontch 

Scritching or scratching at the scrotum.

The sound made when you run over a squirrel with your car.

Not being able to think.

Billy, stop scrontch and come out and play.

I made the loudest scrontch the other day when I ran over the obese squirrel.

Man, I'm scrontched for words to describe how pathetic your existence is.

scrontch by Rahir Jabbar December 13, 2006

scrontch 

Smaller than small; smaller than tiny.

"Hey, could you please turn that radio down just a scrontch?"

scrontch by ScrotchThis June 2, 2006

Scrontch 

To take/steal

Remember when Bill scrontched your girl?

Scrontch by BeepsPeeps September 6, 2020

Scrontch 

To take/steal

Hey, remember when Bill scrontched your girl?

Scrontch by BeepsPeeps September 6, 2020

Scrontch 

To take/steal

Hey, remember when Bill scrontched your girl?

Scrontch by BeepsPeeps September 6, 2020